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this is the most incredible ironic thing ever. Im not making this up

"Roy of Segfried and Roy attacked by Tiger, in critical condition"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/10/04/roy.attacked/index.html

i dont know whether to laugh or laugh hard.

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show me the way to go home
im tired and i want to go to bed
i had a little drink about an hour ago,
and it went straight to my head
oh where-ever i may roam,
on land or sea or foam,
you can always here me singin this song,
SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME