i really miss Tarsh.

Someone has gone on a $3600 shopping spree with my credit card a/c in Spain. Not me, I'm still in Japan with my credit card.

we saw an ~8 year old Japanese boy at Tokyo Disneyland with the following T-shirt:

Nirvana
Fudge packin
Satan worshippin
Crack smokin
Mother Fucker

I don't think mum and dad had a clue!!!!

i arrived in Ho CHi minh city today after a long day of public buses and lines. it is a pleasant relief. No longer am a dollar sign. No longer does every vendor i pass call out 'madam...'. The hotel i'm staying in has a marble floor, spa bath, one double and one king sized single bed ( Read more... )

Í got to the beach yesterday after a night at a homestay. The homestay was fun, we danced khmer style and made friends with the little kiddies. We ate a feast and slept in the luxury of a wooden hut with a mosquito net ( Read more... )

April 20th ( Read more... )

I’m searching for that elusive, alluring L-world…where women are breathtaking, entertaining and lesbian. I’ve been hooked on the series. I’ve felt my lips quiver as Tina dismissed Bette forgiveness. I’ve delighted in Alice and Dana joining their dots in the lesbian web entanglement. I’ve fallen for the natural beauty, the spark, the fashion, the ( Read more... )

What would you do if someone farted when you were going down on them?? This is purely hypothetical - I would laugh ( Read more... )

Another pharmacist was handing out some meds last week, "Who's waiting for Cox?" No-one stood up, so she repeated herself at 75 decibles ( Read more... )

I can see, I can see, I can see!!!! I've been singing this little tune over and over in my head opera style. It's incredible. I am now a walking ad for Lasik laser surgery and i have my own little jingle. If you four-eyed freaks get laser surgery, you too could look like this *points to beaming, satisfied, glasses-free grin!! You might even ( Read more... )