I Hate Everything About You
I posted this on my GJ yesterday, and thought I'd share here too. It's a mememememe.
ps. Some of these will probably apply to you. Fuck it, even a few of them apply to ME. Don't take it personally. Make up your own list and make me Numero Uno if you want to.
1. Cell phones
2. People who spoil movies/books/television shows/NASCAR races for those who haven't yet seen/read them
3. Mini vans
4. Mini vans loaded with children doing 90 mph on the interstate
5. Pop music
6. Insomnia
7. Onions
8. The fact that almost every company who makes processed food feels the need to load it with onions
9. People who won't eat their food without some kind of sauce or other condiment on it
10. The fact that anything 80's is IN STYLE. Hello? Most of this shit SUCKED the first time around. (Tiffany, anyone?)
11. When classic songs like Sweet Home Alabama are covered, even if the covers are good
12. People who can't get past a band's look or angle and never give their music a chance
13. People who think that others are only allowed to like one musical genre
14. The fact that so many stupid kids think they're punk.
15. Badly behaved kids
16. Trashy romance novels
17. People who think other people are idiots for liking things they don't
18. Reality tv
19. Racists
20. Sexists
21. Most other ists
22. Oh, especially televangelists
23. Internet viruses/trojans/spyware
24. SPAM (either)
25. When lightbulbs bite the dust and we don't have a new one
26. When someone uses the last of the milk/toilet paper/salt/aluminum foil etc and doesn't let me know to buy more
27. People who spend entirely too much time talking about literature and the quality of it and not enough time READING it
28. Oprah's Book Club
29. Getting up at the asscrack of dawn 5:30 in the morning
30. Over achievers
31. People who spend so much time complaining that they don't have enough time left for living
32. People who think I need to be on the go all the time
33. My job, 50% of the time
34. Britney Spears's naked, pregnant belly.
35. Nicole Kidman
36. the song I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight by Cutting Crew
37. Greg Biffle
38. Shipping and Handling
39. Batteries not included
40. Getting ass raped by the electric company
41. The fact that neither the Smurfs or the Animaniacs are available on DVD
42. People who think I'm abnormal because I like kids movies but not kids
43. Normal
44. Dirty silverware at a restaurant
45. People who complain about how cold it is in the winter and then again about how hot it is in the summer
46. People who scorn comic books
47. Women who think they need a man in their lives to be secure
48. Women who thnk they have to do their hair and makeup to go to the grocery store
49. That a huge percentage of America's children are taking mind/mood altering prescription drugs
50. Pharmaceutical companies who have people snowed into thinking that they should take drugs instead of coping with life
51. People who don't understand that alcoholism and/or drug addictions are not entirely just weaknesses
52. People who think that anyone who isn't stick thin is ugly
53. People who think that anorexia/cutting/any other destructive thing is trendy/cool
54. Ratings communities
55. People who make icon bases and ask for credit for them
56. People who post icons in stolen icon communities
57. The stupid fuckwit who serial added me to their stupid Dale Junior bashing journal
58. That "good" food is so much more expensive than shit that's bad for you
59. People who do things just for shock value/attention
60. When Tylenol PM won't make me sleepy
61. Snow and ice storms
62. Bandwaggoning
63. People who think they're "elite"
64. People who look down on Southerners
65. Losing my hair scrunchies
66. Finding my hair scrunchies in the cat's water dish
67. That Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrisson died so young
68. Nirvana
69. The Grateful Dead
70. Stupid tweenie shows that will never be as good as the first couple of seasons of 90210. Yeah. I said it.
71. Having to wait until September to get the Lost boxed set
72. Vanilla ice cream
73. The new Dukes of Hazard movie.
74. People who get angsty when they see a Confederate flag being flown
75. People who assume that anyone who flies a Confederate flag is a racist
76. IRS/PMRC/CNN/SUNOCO/FBI/RIAA/CIA/AARP/NAACP/PETA/NASCAR/KFC/STP/EXXON/GJ (I don't trust anything that goes by it's initials)
77. P. Diddy. What the fuck is that?
78. Sean John clothing. Because I often think it says Elton John then I get a rude awakening.
79. The fact that if Tupac and Biggie Smalls weren't millionaires, nobody would give a shit about their deaths
80. Tupac and Biggie Smalls
81. Anyone who thinks that Wacko Jacko isn't a child molester
82. Tom/Katie. Bennifer2. Demi/Ashton. Brad/Angelina. Jude/Sadie/Sienna/The Nanny. I really don't give a shit.
83. People who laugh because I LIKE Budweiser. Fucking beer elitists.
84. Little bitty cars. Like MG's. And Mini Coopers.
85. HumVees
86. The fact that I'll never own a Bugatti. (Which, incidentally, is a little car.)
87. Tootheaches and not having dentist money
88. Anyone who thinks I didn't go to college because I'm too dumb to go.
89. That I'm qualified for about a billion jobs that I'll never get because, well, see #88
90. I just smoked some of my hair by accident
91. That I get my ass and my psyche kicked for less than 25K a year
92. People who have to dissect movies/books instead of simply enjoying them or being entertained by them
93. Dirty dishes
94. When the computer crashes BEFORE I've saved my Sims 2 game
95. MICRO$OFT
96. People who won't read the book because they saw the movie
97. My motherfucking period
98. People who interrupt me when I'm talking
99. Not being able to find raspberry lemonade already made
100. People who think that sweet tea and tea with sugar in it are the same thing
ps. Some of these will probably apply to you. Fuck it, even a few of them apply to ME. Don't take it personally. Make up your own list and make me Numero Uno if you want to.
1. Cell phones
2. People who spoil movies/books/television shows/NASCAR races for those who haven't yet seen/read them
3. Mini vans
4. Mini vans loaded with children doing 90 mph on the interstate
5. Pop music
6. Insomnia
7. Onions
8. The fact that almost every company who makes processed food feels the need to load it with onions
9. People who won't eat their food without some kind of sauce or other condiment on it
10. The fact that anything 80's is IN STYLE. Hello? Most of this shit SUCKED the first time around. (Tiffany, anyone?)
11. When classic songs like Sweet Home Alabama are covered, even if the covers are good
12. People who can't get past a band's look or angle and never give their music a chance
13. People who think that others are only allowed to like one musical genre
14. The fact that so many stupid kids think they're punk.
15. Badly behaved kids
16. Trashy romance novels
17. People who think other people are idiots for liking things they don't
18. Reality tv
19. Racists
20. Sexists
21. Most other ists
22. Oh, especially televangelists
23. Internet viruses/trojans/spyware
24. SPAM (either)
25. When lightbulbs bite the dust and we don't have a new one
26. When someone uses the last of the milk/toilet paper/salt/aluminum foil etc and doesn't let me know to buy more
27. People who spend entirely too much time talking about literature and the quality of it and not enough time READING it
28. Oprah's Book Club
29. Getting up at the asscrack of dawn 5:30 in the morning
30. Over achievers
31. People who spend so much time complaining that they don't have enough time left for living
32. People who think I need to be on the go all the time
33. My job, 50% of the time
34. Britney Spears's naked, pregnant belly.
35. Nicole Kidman
36. the song I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight by Cutting Crew
37. Greg Biffle
38. Shipping and Handling
39. Batteries not included
40. Getting ass raped by the electric company
41. The fact that neither the Smurfs or the Animaniacs are available on DVD
42. People who think I'm abnormal because I like kids movies but not kids
43. Normal
44. Dirty silverware at a restaurant
45. People who complain about how cold it is in the winter and then again about how hot it is in the summer
46. People who scorn comic books
47. Women who think they need a man in their lives to be secure
48. Women who thnk they have to do their hair and makeup to go to the grocery store
49. That a huge percentage of America's children are taking mind/mood altering prescription drugs
50. Pharmaceutical companies who have people snowed into thinking that they should take drugs instead of coping with life
51. People who don't understand that alcoholism and/or drug addictions are not entirely just weaknesses
52. People who think that anyone who isn't stick thin is ugly
53. People who think that anorexia/cutting/any other destructive thing is trendy/cool
54. Ratings communities
55. People who make icon bases and ask for credit for them
56. People who post icons in stolen icon communities
57. The stupid fuckwit who serial added me to their stupid Dale Junior bashing journal
58. That "good" food is so much more expensive than shit that's bad for you
59. People who do things just for shock value/attention
60. When Tylenol PM won't make me sleepy
61. Snow and ice storms
62. Bandwaggoning
63. People who think they're "elite"
64. People who look down on Southerners
65. Losing my hair scrunchies
66. Finding my hair scrunchies in the cat's water dish
67. That Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrisson died so young
68. Nirvana
69. The Grateful Dead
70. Stupid tweenie shows that will never be as good as the first couple of seasons of 90210. Yeah. I said it.
71. Having to wait until September to get the Lost boxed set
72. Vanilla ice cream
73. The new Dukes of Hazard movie.
74. People who get angsty when they see a Confederate flag being flown
75. People who assume that anyone who flies a Confederate flag is a racist
76. IRS/PMRC/CNN/SUNOCO/FBI/RIAA/CIA/AARP/NAACP/PETA/NASCAR/KFC/STP/EXXON/GJ (I don't trust anything that goes by it's initials)
77. P. Diddy. What the fuck is that?
78. Sean John clothing. Because I often think it says Elton John then I get a rude awakening.
79. The fact that if Tupac and Biggie Smalls weren't millionaires, nobody would give a shit about their deaths
80. Tupac and Biggie Smalls
81. Anyone who thinks that Wacko Jacko isn't a child molester
82. Tom/Katie. Bennifer2. Demi/Ashton. Brad/Angelina. Jude/Sadie/Sienna/The Nanny. I really don't give a shit.
83. People who laugh because I LIKE Budweiser. Fucking beer elitists.
84. Little bitty cars. Like MG's. And Mini Coopers.
85. HumVees
86. The fact that I'll never own a Bugatti. (Which, incidentally, is a little car.)
87. Tootheaches and not having dentist money
88. Anyone who thinks I didn't go to college because I'm too dumb to go.
89. That I'm qualified for about a billion jobs that I'll never get because, well, see #88
90. I just smoked some of my hair by accident
91. That I get my ass and my psyche kicked for less than 25K a year
92. People who have to dissect movies/books instead of simply enjoying them or being entertained by them
93. Dirty dishes
94. When the computer crashes BEFORE I've saved my Sims 2 game
95. MICRO$OFT
96. People who won't read the book because they saw the movie
97. My motherfucking period
98. People who interrupt me when I'm talking
99. Not being able to find raspberry lemonade already made
100. People who think that sweet tea and tea with sugar in it are the same thing