1 Red Dharma

[dokidokisummer]

Lost at sea, looks like the rest of the platoon deserted me. Stranded on some Pekoponian island that's uncharted on all our current maps of Pekopon. Looks like this corporal is going to have to resort to survival tactics if I ever want to keep seeing the light of day

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[flatlikeawall]

Are you a pokemon?

[dokidokisummer]

Would a pokémon know how to type?

[flatlikeawall]

The really advanced ones?

[dokidokisummer]

I wouldn't know any, only my idiot of a captain plays those stupid Pekoponian games.

[takeamelody]

Whoa, are you a monster?

[dokidokisummer]

I can be.

[takeamelody]

I'm Ninten! If you blow up a ship, I'm going to get yo--

Hey! You look like the frog guy that's around here!

[dokidokisummer]

Is he green? With a big star on his stomach?

[isahusband]

[dokidokisummer]

You have a problem?

[isahusband]

Y' talk...

[dokidokisummer]

Yes, I'm a talking frog. Anything else you want to point out?

[doubleppk]

Platoon huh? Hm. What rank are you?

[dokidokisummer]

What's it to you?

[doubleppk]

I'm interested in army men and given your dialect I think I've spoken with your sargeant. I'm curious why you'd be reprimanding a superior officer so I'm assuming you're a higher rank.

Or does it work differently on your planet?

[dokidokisummer]

I'm a corporal. He does technically outrank me, but I reprimand him because he's lazy ass of a childhood friend. I take my job seriously, he doesn't.

[kongeriketnorge]

Hello.

[dokidokisummer]

Hello.

[kongeriketnorge]

What's your name?

[dokidokisummer]

Giroro. Yours?