Pup questioning meme

[doktor_nix]

I have clearly survived my surgery. All went well, I am at home healing up, I am also on a good deal of percocet. This means I'm not RPing much, so I thought I'd do a meme

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[tiny_josser]

From: Wren
To: Downwithmyship

Do you think I'm pretty?

[downwithmyship]

Aye, love. More than pretty. Course, yer still a bit young an' my heart belongs t'the sea. Be best for you t'stick with the Jack ye've got. Savvy?

[tiny_josser]

>:/
Want one of each.

[downwithmyship]

An admirable show of greed, truly, but I fear I must decline.

[tiny_josser]

From: Me
To: Chewmycandycane

Would you like to come home with me? I will give you cookies.

[chewmycandycane]

Shit, I work for a little more than 'cookies'. How cheap do you take me for?

[tiny_josser]

You can sleep in my room too? You don't even have to work very hard. Just lay still. Very very still.

[tiny_josser]

From: Me
To: El_Mariachi

I'm crampy. Will you rub my feet?

[tiny_josser]

From: Me
To: Jacki_Bird

Hello, little boy.
Would you like some candy?

[jackie_bird]

...Prob'ly. Whot sort is it?

[tiny_josser]

Peppermint. Bubble gum. Chocolate bars and Reeces Pieces. Usually I don't like to share my Reeces, but for you...

[jackie_bird]

Gods, that's a haul! Whot's the catch, eh? Whot d'you want?

I have a question for James.

[yourwound]

Supposing that someone was terribly fond of you. A boy, perhaps.

What would happen, theoretically speaking, if this boy were to kiss you? Remembering how fond the boy is of you, of course.

...this is off the record, correct? If it isn't, please forget that I asked anything.

Thank you.

[james_m_bastard]

Completely off the record, I believe. You may stop your worrying.

As to an answer, well....
That's quite hard to say. I've never been kissed by a boy before. I've, in fact, only been kissed at all on two occasions.
I suppose if the boy were sincere and 'terribly fond of me' I would allow it. I can not say if much would come of it... I'm devoted to my beloved, Ananova, you see. ... Though I can not say when we'll be together again.

[yourwound]

Good to know. It's a very worrying thing, otherwise.

Oh, he would be ever so sincere, if he were to kiss you. And he wouldn't expect anything to come of it. Not at all. He's already quite attached to another. It's just that he thinks that you're rather lovely and would very much like to see what it would be like.

Still, as I've said, he is terribly fond of you and wouldn't want to do anything to jeopardize a friendship, you see.