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Nicholas --

[adjective]:

Visually Addictive

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Yes, my ears each had a baby today. Went to the ear Doctor about a ruptured eardrum and while I was there he extracted two balls of wax the size of my freakin pinky tip from my ears! The good news is the hole in my eardrum is healing and with the wax out of my ears I can actually hear better!

For those of you who know Eddie Floyd. I'm selling a house to his freakin twin. The look, sound and tone, inflections, and accent of his voice, even his mannerisms are uncannily similar. I'm even starting to entertain thoughts that Eddie's killed someone and changed his name and is pretending not to know me. ::shivers::

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