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[doleitout]

Dear everyone who goes to Tim and Terry's,

Holy shit, just look at yourselves.

Goddammit,
Robert

Comments

[le_pink_bullets]

don't hate on the hippies.

[doleitout]

I don't see how you can not hate on hippies. They ask for it. Nay, they beg for it. Hippies grab me by the collar and DEMAND I hate on them.

[ex_aj492]

As much of a left wing commie pinko bleeding heart as I am, even I fucking hate hippies.

[doleitout]

same here, but Gainesville hippies are the MOST worthless. I think Patton Oswalt said it best:
"I know, man! Let's knit the worlds smallest pair of pants and put them on a mouse! Then we'll hide the mouse in a cupboard. BUT WHICH CUPBOARD IS IT?! Everyone will be so busy looking for it, they won't have TIME to go to war!"
Seriously, if these fuckers would read something that wasn't stapled together at Kinko's for once in their lives maybe they'd fucking learn to live outside of their retarded, tunnel-visioned, narrow minded view of how human beings operate and they won't completely fucking hate themselves when they turn 40. I'm no sellout, but godfuckingdammit.

[_je_taime]

skeet told me he saw you!! best friends!!
"it was awkward because... he never smiles."

[special_fred]

never EVER spend an extended period of time at New College.
I'm pretty sure you would end up with a cerebral aneurism.