Comments | dolgencorp: I enjoy the occasional bandwagon.

dolgencorp

I enjoy the occasional bandwagon.

Apr 16, 2004 06:48

Ask me three questions, any questions. Three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt ask, and the number of the asking shall be three. Four shalt thou not ask, nor either ask thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to ask three. Five is right out.

[stolen from elyse]

Knock yourselves out.

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cohen April 16 2004, 09:17:28 UTC

how much do you love me?

how much do you want to do me?

how much money could you give me?

even I can answer that for him.... iamnotsmart April 16 2004, 10:28:27 UTC

A lot, More than you'd ever imagine, none, cause he is broke, with no job.

Zing.

dolgencorp April 16 2004, 18:38:16 UTC

Thank you, Neal. That was exactly how I was going to answer.

azerail April 16 2004, 09:19:11 UTC

Why's your dad a douche, why won't you bow down to me, why I am I awesome? WILLY!

dolgencorp April 16 2004, 18:46:04 UTC

1: Because he's a lonely, sad, pathetic man with a tiny, genetically untransferable penis. That's my guess.

2: I don't bow to friends.

3: That's one of the great questions of mankind, Willy. And I feel I'm qualified to answer it. Well, it's because your icon is of Wolfwood.

wishmeluck April 16 2004, 10:36:13 UTC

All the things I would ask you, you wouldn't answer anyway.

dolgencorp April 16 2004, 18:45:13 UTC

Never know unless you try.

Give it a shot.

wishmeluck April 17 2004, 10:30:24 UTC

- How come we don't go on adventures in shopping carts anymore?

- What was your favourite time with me?

- Do you like mayonaise?

dolgencorp April 17 2004, 15:13:25 UTC

1: I don't know. Because one of us is always busy? Give me a call and we'll go out.

2: I had a lot of fun at the Alkaline Trio show on Halloween, but we weren't exactly together the entire time.

3: It's not my favorite condimint, but it's okay.

vivishout April 16 2004, 12:19:16 UTC

Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Really? You!?

godlessmartyr April 16 2004, 14:02:36 UTC

I hope this has been enlightening for you, my son. Now. Go.

dolgencorp April 16 2004, 18:46:58 UTC

Quote stealer! How dare you?

what the? iamnotsmart April 16 2004, 22:33:08 UTC

So, thats at least 4 journals that the 3 question thing is on? Chris got it from Elyse? Willy got it from Chris, and Tiff got it from Willy or Chris, didn't specify... The fuck?

Re: what the? dolgencorp April 17 2004, 15:15:14 UTC

What can I say? I'm a trendsetter.