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[dolgencorp]

Ah, my basement. How I have missed you. Let me count the ways

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[jesusisntreal]

Fuck yeah dude. I can drive you to work with me and what not but we can also wake up an hour or so early to like go out and eat breakfast or get a cup of coffee or something every now and then.

[dolgencorp]

Sounds like a plan to me, man. I'd definitely be up for an eye-opener before our shift.

'Cept Fox Garden has been siding with the forces of darkness lately. Watch out, 'cause they'll fuck you in the ass if you're not looking.

[jesusisntreal]

It's ok, I'll wear my bullet-proof chastity belt.