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[dolgencorp]

I miss the guys.

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[starglowx]

...i... am sorry?

HI CHRISTOPH.

[mabnyx]

I monopolize your non-working time.

I'm sorry.

[dolgencorp]

There's no need to apologize, dear.

[irrespective]

You should be, seeing as you don't monopolize MY non-working time, wifey.

[wishmeluck]

I'm sure if you call Willy or Aaron when he's home, they'll hang out with you.
Unless you fart on them. That would prevent me from hanging out with you.

[dolgencorp]

Unless you fart on them.

.. that was the best you came up with?

[wishmeluck]

I was tired. REALLLLY tired.
They might hate you if you threw up on them.

[wishmeluck]

Christ, do i have to teach EVERYONE how to be funny?

They might hate you if you...

kicked their pet cat in the face.
penetrated their moms with boards that have rusty nails in them.
are an acquaintance of Sarah Heald. (ZING)
spilt milk.
ate them.
ate babies.
kicked them "squar in the nuts."
made bad jokes, then used the excuse of "i was tired. REALLLLY tired." (ZING again).

Glad to be of assistance.

MIKEY