class rocked.

[dolgencorp]

spermicidal foam
erupts like a volcano
onto the teacher

Comments

[mabnyx]

EW, WHAT?

[dolgencorp]

Today, like I told you yesterday, was Contraceptives Day in Human Sexualities. The teacher was showing us examples of a few condoms and kinds of spermicide plus how to use them. When it got to the foam, she was loading it into the applicator a little too long and BOOM! Foam all over her.

[evilburrito]

ooh ooh! it's kind of like the roadhead song jenny and i made up! called super expressway erection! only it's a haiku! but they are both equally gross

[dolgencorp]

It's an idea I had one afternoon; What-Happened-During-The-Day entries are okay, as long as they're in Haiku form.

I think it's brilliant.

[evilburrito]

If you can justify a "What-Happened-During-The-Day" entry, then who am I to dispute it?

[princessemy]

awesome.

[poweredbyespers]

Bursted isn't a word, you lowlife.

[mabnyx]

Yeah I was going to point that out too.

[antianything]

Anti-Penis goo!