Follow up:

[dolgencorp]

Good news! (It's a suppository.) I just found out that my driving record has only two moving violations and one measly conviction!

Comcast, here I come!

Comments

[our_strangeduet]

Now that you're going to get a decent amount of money, someone can finally buy me a pony!

CHRIS. BUY ME A PONY. Although I'm sure Karen wants a pony, too. CHRIS BUY TWO PONIES. I WANT A BLACK ONE. And train it to bite people on commands and it'll become huge and badass and and I can become a KNIGHT.
Then I'll ride up and people will be all lieeeek, "::refer to my icon::!!!!"

[dolgencorp]

It's not a sure thing yet.

If I get the job, I have to train for a month. Then I'll be raking in the phat cash.

[our_strangeduet]

Then I'll get my horsie?

[poweredbyespers]

learn to drive

[dolgencorp]

I did. The hard way.