How can one man hate writing one essay so badly? The topic was picked and assigned to him because the rest of the class, minus one or two kids, are morons; that's how. The teacher's angry because no one answers his questions in class, so he whipped out the ol' standard topics of writing from the book. See, the reason I don't chime in to every ( Read more... )

Top of the morning to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.

Also: This game is impossible. And not that challenging kind of impossible, either. This is the real deal ( Read more... )

I don't think I could pass English any more easily than I am now. I just wrote a paper about how to bake brownies. All I did was look at the side of the box for instructions and added strange consequences for cooking them too long. I'm not sure if this is pathetically amazing or amazingly pathetic, but it'll get me at least a B ( Read more... )

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Quizilla always has a gem buried underneath all of the sexual personality garbage; You just have to look for it!

( Okay, so I rigged it. )

Attention all able-bodied local laser tag lovers!Harold and I, as a celebratory welcome home from Augustana, are planning a visit to the new laser tag place where Leapin' Lizards used to be. If you want to play, everyone's more than welcome. Details are as follows ( Read more... )

I have been sitting here for some two and a half hours with nothing to do but hope someone burst through the library doors and dramatically yell "Chris, I've come to save you from this droll dull room where books and dead dreams dwell!" But, alas, it is a hope not soon to be fulfilled. There is another forty-five minutes or so until Blake gets ( Read more... )

I should just stop looking at people's screens in the library ( Read more... )

Another trek cross-country went exactly as planned. Except for making it home at 5:30 A.M. Yeah. But the memories of ogres, burritos, silk, pre-moistened roses, and government conspiracies will never die ( Read more... )

I heard on the radio this morning that Pierce Brosnan is hanging up his tuxedo as James Bond after his final upcoming contracted movie. Apparently, he's become bored with the role. Some of the candidates for replacement are Jude Law, Colin Farrel, Orlando Bloom, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, and Clive Owen. I'm rooting for Jude Law and hoping he can ( Read more... )