I just LOLed a little in my mouth.
it's true.
I love irony cuz it's totally the spice of life.

send me lots of money por favor

myspace is like crack.
& rehab is for quitters.

this is why I don't have internet at home.

funny...i think we would date now if we didn't know each other.
wierd...i can't stop reading about the new you. the fun crazy lovely you. i'm happy and i wonder....you'd swing my way if i traveled to you. i can be the new you too.

i think you would though you would never admit it. you'd let me. you would.

you'd be my wifey.

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Dear Matt D,

I quit.

p.s. b-days are coming what are we gonna do?

love,

your darker half

I'm converting to Hinduism...not really
Vishnu is still a beautiful figure

I suggest you all read Cunt if you have not already done so in your life time. I love reading things over again with a new perspective.

Other books I read again:
Slut
Black, White, and Jewish
Memoirs of a Geisha
Aryan Christ
box lunch

Oprah makes me cry while I sit at work on my lunch break.
I love her for it.
Maybe I'll write her and she'll send me somewhere to work for her foundation and life would be superb.

ja mata ne watashi no kawii tomodachi. ( I probably put those words together wrong...)
Goodbye my cute friend.

remember my gay pig?

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