Voicemail

[dollpocalypse]

[to the sound of rapid typing and potato chip-crunching in the background]

You're on with Topher. Sure, fine, leave a message if you have to.

Comments

[hoorayimrich]

Tony had words of wisdom that might have only been meant for one person, but...

I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous

[dollpocalypse]

Quick! look over there! ill fix it fro you I promise!

By removing them. You're welcome, Tony.

[exactlyaverage]

And when Topher came to his senses or checked his voice mail he would get a message from an official sounding female.

"Mr. Brink? This is federal agent Jo Lupo. It's come to our attention that during the night of November 11th, 2011 you were under the influence of alcohol while a minor and committed a criminal act. Please report to the Fandom Town Police Department tomorrow morning and explain you are there to confess to criminal code 10-5.604b-2. If you do not appear by 9:00 AM a warrant will be issued for your arrest. Have a nice day."

[selfhelphero]

STOP BREATHING ON TONY SO MUCH OMG. LET HIM HAVE OTHER AIR.

[dollpocalypse]

NO HE AND I ARE SHARING GO AWAY

[selfhelphero]

ARE YOU SICK? YOU'D BETTER NOT GIVE HIM A COLD OR SOMETHING. I'LL PUT CLOTHES BACK ON HIM DON'T THINK I WON'T

[dollpocalypse]

Topher let out a shriek of indignation.

DONT YOU DARE ILL TURN OFF THE HEATER IN YOUR ROOM AND MAKE IT SNOW

Tech threats. Fear them.

[hoorayimrich]

I don't think I can be the friend you need at the moment. I need to take some time for myself.

Please don't contact me.

[hoorayimrich]

Disregard any texts from me in the past few days. Long story.