The Shiny Happy Comment Ficathon!

[dollsome]

Winter is coming; daylight is fleeting; for the students among us, end-of-semester hell is just about to rear its ugly head. What better way to combat such woes than with a super-cheerful comment ficathon?

Ergo:

Comments

[marketchippie]

True Blood/BtVS, Franklin + Spike, drinking buddies

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(Also, I just noticed the "window pane" shout-out and nearly did a spit-take with my drink. Never, ever not funny.)

true blood/btvs | franklin & spike | an abundance of window pane (1/2)

[dollsome]

So, it's pretty much like jackpot, because you're out with your girls, all ready to get your drink on and your dance on, and the only problem -- like usual -- is the total lack of actual men who are interesting or attractive or even worth your attention for reasons of the non-Well at least I get a free drink out of it variety. But then, right at the bar, like a gift from God and also validation that God, too, gets that Matthew Goode is super fine and every girl deserves one of her very own: two British guys. You aren't even kidding. Two super fine British guys. Like, okay, neither of them are Matthew Goode. One's super fine in that super English dark hair pasty skin way, where if he didn't have a British accent he'd mostly just look sort of nerdy, but the accent totally casts a hottie pall over his whole existence. The other one looks like he is trying to be that British singer from the eighties. Billy Elliot? Oh my God. Maybe it is Billy Elliot.You're totally going to grab Melissa and Katie and straight up drag them over there --

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[dollsome]

"Did you--" growls Only Hot, and then -- oh shit, shit, his canines totally go all fangy! Ugh, figures that the only British hotties around are vampires. And you can tell that there's no way they're the nice sensitive Edward kind. "--just insult -- MY SILKY LOVEMAKING PAJAMAS? Really, fucker? Y'want to go there? YOU WANT TO DANCE, YOU DISRESPECTFUL SOT?"

"Y'know what? Sure." Billy Elliot's forehead goes all bumpy and weird. You wonder how much you could make if you leaked this to Us Weekly. He grins. It looks way freaky. "I'm keen for a little twist 'n shout."

"Are you?? You want your groove thing shook, darling?"

Oh, God, they're gay vampires.

They're about to lunge for each other and start, like, dirty vampire dancing or whatevs, when they both fall very abruptly still.

NOW YOU GET TO WATCH HER LEAVE OUT THE WINDOW, GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT WINDOW PANE, Eminem raps

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[marketchippie]

CRYING
WITH SILENT LAUGHTER
BECAUSE I AM IN PUBLIC

THIS IS AWFUL (FOR ME)

THIS IS WONDERFUL (OBJECTIVELY)

You want your groove thing shook, darling?

Like actually. There are tears in my eyes. This is the most inopportune reading experience of my life that doesn't have to do with Hyperbole & a Half.

GOD I DO SO LOVE YOUR BRAIN.

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[dollsome]

Hahahahaha, THANK YOU! And I am sorry you had to read this in public!!!

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[snoopypez]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ, THE END.

THERE WILL BE NO ARGUEMENT ON THIS.

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[dollsome]

THANK YOU. :D

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[gigi_tastic]

ohh FRANKLIN!!1 *hugs* *petpet* you do type motherfucker really fast. *hands ribbon* now why dont you cry it all out go get yourself someone-i mean something- to eat and why dont you me and spike go kill edcull? would that make you feel better? a nice little murder? it would make my day. he can be sooo annoying. always stalking me. and not in the nice i will stand OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW way that spike does noooooooooo he has to be all up in my face watching me sleep.... creeper. anyway so we can go get rid of him then you and spike can cone back to my place and i will make you pie. it will have to be a blood pie for you but i think i could maybe blend in pie crust and sugar into your true blood? and then we can all get in our silky lovemaking pj's and watch gone with the wind. why? BECAUSE! unless you prefer to watch some monster movies and mock them? thats always fun. OH OH PASSIONS MARATHON!!!! there its settled. passions marathon.

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[dollsome]

Bwahahaha! Thanks for reading.

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[gigi_tastic]

ANY TIME.. PLEASE I BEG YOU SEQUEL?

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[dollsome]

THANK YOU MUCHLY. :D

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[angearia]

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[dollsome]

Hahaha, best gifs! Thank you! :D

Re: true blood/btvs | franklin & spike | an abundance of window pane (2/2)

[dollsome]

THANK YOU! :D