A Fine Foemance (Wesley/Lilah)

[dollsome]

Title: A Fine Foemance
Pairing: Wesley/Lilah
Word Count: 2,711
Rating: PG
Spoilers: through 1x10-ish; veers cheerfully AU from that point on
Summary: In which rogue demon hunter Wesley decides that seducing one of Wolfram & Hart's top lawyers is a brilliant tactical move, Lilah is more amused than she'd expected to be, and Cordy just wants Wesley

Comments

[rani23]

LOVED this!! LOVE!!! :)

[dollsome]

Thank you! :)

[myr_soleil]

Hahahaha I love it so much. How is your Angel fic so genius? I want to read nothing else for ever and ever. Rogue demon hunter Wesley is so delightful. And bitchy Cordelia! And mopey Angel, who kind of has a crush on Cordelia! (Yes, I see proof of their true love all over the place, ha.)

THIS is the best line of dialogue ever:
“Okay, a) we’re the only ones here. No need to inhale half my hair while you’re creepy whispering in my ear, bucko, and b) oh, Wesley. You can’t sleep with fashion sense or a general state of cool. They’re intangible.”

I bow to you!

[dollsome]

Thank you so much! ♥ (Aww, icon!)

[nicole_anell]

Originally, she was just going to let him cop a feel, but when you’ve reached the point where you’re necking with a bespectacled dweeb in the grungy bathroom of a demon bar called Petey Fivehorn’s Pub and Grill, you might as well commit.
I love your Lilah.

Wesley’s fingers are trembling against the clasp of her bra like a Disney fawn’s first shaky, adorable steps
I LOVE your Lilah.

She thinks maybe she’ll have him taken out in a rogue throwing star incident gone terribly wrong. That way she’s combining two of his favorite things: shurikenjutsu and the unnecessary use of the word ‘rogue.’
THIS FIC, I CAN'T EVEN.

You somehow managed to make them adorable, kudos for that. Ahahahaha Cast Away.

[dollsome]

Thank you so much! ♥ HEE, Cast Away. One of the funnest things about this was getting to travel ~back in time~ to pop culture references from the year 2000.

[miss_atom]

You are a genius and I bask in your glory.

♥

[dollsome]

Thank youuuuuuuuu! ♥

[demonqueen666]

She can’t remember the last time she had this much fun.

Well, okay, this morning when she mocked Lindsey’s hair for like twenty minutes.

Oh god, LILAH. ♥

I loved this. Both their voices (LOL, the sink maybe gave him hepatitis), but especially hers, because snarky witty earnest evil is like the most perfect thing ever.

[dollsome]

Thank you so much, girlyfriend! ♥ And I have to admit, there is something pretty irresistibly fun about snarky witty earnest evil.