Downton Abbey Comment Ficathon

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With the new season upon us, and fandom all extra-enthusiastic, I figured now would be a great time for this. Because there can never be enough Downton Abbey fic, and there certainly isn't enough now!

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Tom Branson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week Part 1

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So sorry! But I wrote this and then went on here only to find that dizzy_whore had already posted for it. I really don't mean to step on anyone's toes!

Tom Branson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

The idea came in a flash of brilliance (or rather a glob of oil) that struck like lightening in his mind (or rather splattered ignobly onto his nose). Branson grabbed a rag and began scrubbing ferociously. A thousand oil changes under his belt would never ensure that he came away from the task unstained.

“The Injustice!” Branson shouted at the carburetor; and he meant more than just a face full of oil.

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Later that week, a pail full of tarry sludge stowed neatly in the back corner of the garage, found Branson penning another heated and painfully detailed letter To Whom it May Concern:

Dear Sirs (it began), you’re article last week concerning the Irish struggle for independence - but the remainder of the missive would never be read by pince-nezed and pompous editors; the passionate words and well-thought out