evolution takes its toll ; ( 1 / 2 ) ; parks and recreation ; ann/april ; pg13 I thought I was the only one who shipped this. I was, like, waiting for someone to ask.It starts with a drunk Tom hanging off Ann's shoulder at a work party, slurring something about a business meeting with Kanye in the morning, and Ann just rolls her eyes and tips back the glass of champagne she's holding, tan neck bobbing as she swallows
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April likes the mean parts of people, the parts that people hide away because they're ugly or unacceptable or dark.
Andy doesn't have any mean parts.
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The day that Andy asks which World War had the Jews in it is the day April goes over to Ann's house.
Ann opens the door to her quaint little home and looks surprised. (The house would've suited her before, back when she was quaint, but now it seems like irony that she lives there at all.)
"Oh. April. Hi."
"D'you have any food," asks April, sliding past Ann and brushing her hip as she steps inside. It's, like, mostly an accident.
"Um... I've got vodka," Ann offers helpfully, gesturing to the bottle on the coffee table. It's a nice coffee table, like out of Martha Stewart or something, and the vodka looks really out of place sitting there. Stacy from What Not to Wear says on the TV, "We don't have to hide those puppies, girlfriend, let's let 'em free, all right?""What Not to Wear is like my favorite show," says April, "and vodka is my
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I have never really thought much about this relationship before, so this was like a revelation of excellence! Every line is SO GOOD; I especially loved Ann bullshitting the journalist and April's surprise and approval there, and April likes the mean parts of people, the parts that people hide away because they're ugly or unacceptable or dark. / Andy doesn't have any mean parts., which seriously felt like getting punched by words.
I thought I was the only one who shipped this. I was, like, waiting for someone to ask.It starts with a drunk Tom hanging off Ann's shoulder at a work party, slurring something about a business meeting with Kanye in the morning, and Ann just rolls her eyes and tips back the glass of champagne she's holding, tan neck bobbing as she swallows ( ... )
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April likes the mean parts of people, the parts that people hide away because they're ugly or unacceptable or dark.
Andy doesn't have any mean parts.
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The day that Andy asks which World War had the Jews in it is the day April goes over to Ann's house.
Ann opens the door to her quaint little home and looks surprised. (The house would've suited her before, back when she was quaint, but now it seems like irony that she lives there at all.)
"Oh. April. Hi."
"D'you have any food," asks April, sliding past Ann and brushing her hip as she steps inside. It's, like, mostly an accident.
"Um... I've got vodka," Ann offers helpfully, gesturing to the bottle on the coffee table. It's a nice coffee table, like out of Martha Stewart or something, and the vodka looks really out of place sitting there. Stacy from What Not to Wear says on the TV, "We don't have to hide those puppies, girlfriend, let's let 'em free, all right?""What Not to Wear is like my favorite show," says April, "and vodka is my ( ... )
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and lol, i know what you mean when you say "punched by words." that's like a really good way of putting it, i might use that.
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