Why is it that every year when my birthday rolls around, something fucking LAME has to happen and ruin my entire fucking day?

Someone tell me fucking why, please?

TazoEnigma (11:49:56 PM): it's my birthday where you are.
JBforever9 (11:50:02 PM): this is true
TazoEnigma (11:50:09 PM): how is it so far?
JBforever9 (11:50:15 PM): fucking great
JBforever9 (11:50:17 PM): you'll love it
TazoEnigma (11:50:21 PM): :-D!! I can't wait!!!

OH MY GOD FRAN DRESCHER IS ON HOWARD STERN!!!!!!!

The nanny can't be dirty!~!~~@@@

OMG Anthony Federov. . . WHAT are you doing!??!

Sitting on the stage? Standing up? AW GAWD. C'mon.

Edit...

HOLY COW you can TOTALLY SEE THE HOLE IN HIS THROAT!!!!!

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Well. Here it is. Last day of my life. I hope I don't get arrested tonight, I forsee some kind of frightening breakdown. Not really, though. I wish my life was that emo ( Read more... )

I'm going to post this here because it's a truth and it got no love in my secret journal, obviously.

( Cemented. )

Today was the WORST WEEK EVER!! And tonight is my last Friday night as a teenager. That's right - next Wednesday, I'll be two decades. You know, if you added another "E" and "D" to decades, you could rearrange it to be "Deceased". Hmm. =)

I'm going to watch Dodgeball and relax tonight. It will be AH-WONDERFUL-LAH.

Someone told me I was too youg for them today. . . Do you have any idea how WEIRD that is? Usually I'm saying that to people who are older than me. "You're too young for me. We're at different places in our lives ( Read more... )

( I have the coolest cousin ever. )