Self-Protection

[dollydoctorb]

I have just started dating someone and they have told me they have genital herpes. How can I protect myself?
Jessie

Dear Jessie,
A cheese grater taken to the genitals after any contact should be sufficient to ward off any infection. Just remember to thoroughly disinfect the area with vinegar afterward.

Comments

[snuffytherabbit]

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[kali_devlin]

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