Okay, you know what? I'm snapping.

FUCK GLUTEN FREE.

I'm making cookies.

Yay! It's a Friday, and school is OUT. I haven't posted for awhile, but I swear! I've been meaning to!

The goats are getting smarter. Curly is now infinitely cuter than Griffin, but I love them both. (Two of the buttons on my favorite cargoes are about to pop off. What can I say? They tag-teamed me and ate my pants.)

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I can't stop thinking about what Brittany said about my earing. She's right! It does look like the types of jewelry female assassins and Borgia women used to wear, with secret, tiny little compartments for poison. Just thinking about made me feel extra-sexy and dangerous today--walking past the poor, stupid, unsuspecting people in the cafeteria, I ( Read more... )

Occasionally, I watch something that does its job and makes me mad. I just watched the documentary Corporation, and it did its job. I am always angry at the homogenization of business in this country and elsewhere; I hate Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Starbucks, and such businesses not on a gut-level because of environmental impact, human rights violation ( Read more... )

Eh. I'm not really mad anymore. I wasn't ever, really, but I was hurt. He tried to make a miracle for me, but he didn't leave me any options--and miracles get kind of old after awhile, especially when they don't work out right. All I want is for him to be here...

...and he will next weekend! Definitely! Yay! I love my boy, even if he makes me have ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I feel like a UN Aid worker trying to save clueless people in an impending disaster situation. That or, you know, a sheepdog. (Do you remember that movie Babe? The first one, because the second one was crap? Right. Think the scene where there's a flood and all the sheep are being stupid and going to ( Read more... )

You know how occasionally you get this strange, niggling feeling that something is not right with the world? No?

My aunt is here for the weekend, and she brought her cat. Auntie just left for a few hours, leaving me with Maggie. Maggie is psychotic. As far as cats go, she's beautiful: I suppose other cats admire long, dark, lustrously bushy fur and ( Read more... )

Dear God.

I just threw back two shots of straight Emergen-C.

This is not cool, people.

I can feel it coursing through my veins right now. I think this is what DrainO must do for the plumbing.

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So...Just came back from a weekend (ish) at Devin's! Yayness! The train was supposed to come in at 9 PM Friday, but because in the mid-19th century coastal Washington was primarily bought out by freight shipping companies that still have rights to more land than they should and all the train tracks, my train had to wait. For three freight trains. ( Read more... )