A day at SHINee's Dorm
It's Twister Fools Part 2
Sekyung’s face had been neutralized, no embarrassment, no trace of shock. She had healed, and mentally forgave her boyfriend and his...unique way of thinking. Twister may not have been what she wanted, but she thought him going out of his way to even participate in the day was sweet, and him groping on Taemin’s ass for support was cute.
Sekyung: Alright, I’ll join. She rose from the bed and walked forward, quickly and recklessly taking the purple vibrator from her Baby Fat satchel and flinging it behind her.
The vibrator twirled in the air as swiftly as a football and as gracefully as a ballerina. It’s as if it was magic controlling the vibrator and guiding it in the air so artistically, like a beautiful butterfly soaring for love in the cold, chilly air.
The kinetic energy from the vibrator in flight was slowly fading, as if in slow motion...
falling, falling, falling, falling.
PLOP.
Minho rubbed his head bristfully, trying to brush away the sting of pain. He searched for the projectile around him, and soon his eyes locked onto a purple semi-oblong shaped object. He grasped at it, curious of it’s
features.
Minho: Hmm...what is this?
His hands felt the switch on the back and he pushed it towards where it was marked “ON”. The vibrator did its function and nearly startled its holder, but Minho managed to keep a firm grasp on it.
Minho: Ah....it vibrates....
After some time of brainstorming the possiblities of what the object could be, he came up with a reasonable guess.
Minho: Oh, it’s a face massager!
He found a dial next to the switch and turned it up to its highest setting. The vibrator began to function thirty times faster. Minho pressed the “face massager” against his face and moaned at its coldness
"Ah,it’s so cold, but it feels so good."
Onew,sitting next to Minho on the bed, took his attention off the game and fixed it upon something else; the annoying bumble-bee sounding noise. His eyes wandered, trying to seek out the distractor: Dongsaeng, do you guys hear that? I think there’s a bee.
Minho was too busy with the comfort of the face massager to reply. Onew’s
eyes darted at Minho, annoyed that he wasn’t answering.
Onew: HEY! Minny HO! Are you deaf?
Minho: Eh? What? Oh, the vibrating? It’s coming from my new face massager.
Onew: Face massa...
Onew scooted over to Minho, who was still lost in awe.
Minho unveiled the massager from behind his left cheek: See? The Gods gave it to me.
Onew was baffled. : The Gods? I doubt it. What’s so special about you? Whatever, just hand it over.
Minho passed the object, still vibrating, to his leader: Don’t steal!
Onew grabbed the object and retorted: You’re one to talk, stealing Key’s shampoo.
Minho: Shuttup, Shuttup, SHUTTUP!!!
Onew studied it, turning it every which way, sniffing it. He laughed as he discovered Minho’s simple mistake.: Ah, dongsaeng, my confused little dongsaeng. I know it is wrong to teach you things of the more mature ages, but this is not a face massager.
Minho: Hyung! Stop belittling me! Just tell me what it is.
Onew: Ok, little boy, if you want to corrupt your mind early, I’ll tell ya.
Minho: YES.
Onew: Ok then, it’s a---
Jonghyun: YAAAY. I WIN!!!!
Minho and Onew crane their necks toward the game. Jonghyun was jumping up and down with glee over the weary, overlapping bodies of Taemin and Sekyung on the mat.
Jonghyun: In your ugly FACES!
Key came over to comfort Sunghyun: Aw, better luck next time, ey?
Jonghyun: Minny Ho, Old-NEW!! Come congratulate your MASTER! Hey, what’s that in your hand? A present? FOR THE WINNER!!!?
Jonghyun charged at the boys with Key coming after: OH YOU SHOULDNT HA--
He stopped, for he could quickly identified the oblong silhouette from anywhere, and his face was sucked from excitement : Onew, tha...that’s yours?
Onew threw his hands up in the air in defense, dropped the face massager,
and walked away: Pssh, don’t look at me. I like va-jay-jay.
Jonghyun’s and Key’s eyes wandered over to Minho’s.
Jonghyun: Well? What’s that for? You wanna tell us something?
Minho: I...It....It’s just a face massager.
Jonghyun scoffed with a smirk: A face massager? You mean, you’ve never seen that before?
Minho timidly shook his head.: No.
Jonghyun: Well it’s a....it’s a...it is a...ugh. Dongsaeng, help me out.
Key: Um...to tell you the truth, I---
Sekyung: HEY!
Sekyung and Taemin came into the scene overhearing the conversation.: What are you doing with that?!
Minho: I..I...I
Sekyung: I didn’t know you were gay, Minny Ho.
Minho: Ok, PLEASE, WHAT IS THIS?
Key: Sekyung-ah, is this y-yours?
Sekyung: EH?! NO of course not! It’s Minho’s, isn’t it?
Jonghyun: Are you sure it’s not yours, babe?
Sekyung: How dare you question me!
Onew: Yeah, don’t question your girlfriend!
Key: YEAH!
Jonghyun: What do you know, Key? When was YOUR last relationship, eh?
Minho: HEY, HEY, HEY!
The boys had ceased the bickering.
Onew: Dongsaeng, GOSH, why are you so LOUD!!!!?
Minho: I’m sorry, Hyung but all I wanted to know was what this is!
He shook the item in his hand.
Taemin rose from the mat and sped walked to the gang: It’s a vibrator.
All eyes were on him
Sekyung: EH?
Onew: Tae Tae, I thought you were pure.
Key: You know what that is, maknae
Jonghyun: Nasty.
Taemin: Yeah, a friend of mine has that same model.
ALL: EHH???
Minho: You have gay friends?
Jonghyun: You have friends???
Sekyung: Don’t be mean, oppa!
Taemin: It’s fine. He let me borrow it, since I’ve never touched one, and I guess I forgot to return it and it slipped from my pocket onto the bed.
Sunghyun reddened slightly. The man at the cash register....
Onew: Well..that is weird, but please get rid of it. No more questions asked!
Minho politely handed it over and Taemin placed it inside his pocket: So then, all is settled, let me go to my room.
Sekyung: Oh, can you show me the bathroom while you’re at it?
Taemin: Sure, follow. Outside of the room Suekyung made the first word. : Um, Taem--
Taemin: No need to explain, I know it’s yours.
Sekyung wasn’t surprised: You’re a smart boy, Tae. She grabbed the vibrator from his pocket and pet his head: Good boy.
She placed the vibrator inside her satchel: So shall we go back?
Taemin: Oh, wait, one question?
Sekyung: Sure, shoot.
Taemin: Umm..so how do you put it on?
You’re not serious.
Sekyung’s face had been neutralized, no embarrassment, no trace of shock. She had healed, and mentally forgave her boyfriend and his...unique way of thinking. Twister may not have been what she wanted, but she thought him going out of his way to even participate in the day was sweet, and him groping on Taemin’s ass for support was cute.
Sekyung: Alright, I’ll join. She rose from the bed and walked forward, quickly and recklessly taking the purple vibrator from her Baby Fat satchel and flinging it behind her.
The vibrator twirled in the air as swiftly as a football and as gracefully as a ballerina. It’s as if it was magic controlling the vibrator and guiding it in the air so artistically, like a beautiful butterfly soaring for love in the cold, chilly air.
The kinetic energy from the vibrator in flight was slowly fading, as if in slow motion...
falling, falling, falling, falling.
PLOP.
Minho rubbed his head bristfully, trying to brush away the sting of pain. He searched for the projectile around him, and soon his eyes locked onto a purple semi-oblong shaped object. He grasped at it, curious of it’s
features.
Minho: Hmm...what is this?
His hands felt the switch on the back and he pushed it towards where it was marked “ON”. The vibrator did its function and nearly startled its holder, but Minho managed to keep a firm grasp on it.
Minho: Ah....it vibrates....
After some time of brainstorming the possiblities of what the object could be, he came up with a reasonable guess.
Minho: Oh, it’s a face massager!
He found a dial next to the switch and turned it up to its highest setting. The vibrator began to function thirty times faster. Minho pressed the “face massager” against his face and moaned at its coldness
"Ah,it’s so cold, but it feels so good."
Onew,sitting next to Minho on the bed, took his attention off the game and fixed it upon something else; the annoying bumble-bee sounding noise. His eyes wandered, trying to seek out the distractor: Dongsaeng, do you guys hear that? I think there’s a bee.
Minho was too busy with the comfort of the face massager to reply. Onew’s
eyes darted at Minho, annoyed that he wasn’t answering.
Onew: HEY! Minny HO! Are you deaf?
Minho: Eh? What? Oh, the vibrating? It’s coming from my new face massager.
Onew: Face massa...
Onew scooted over to Minho, who was still lost in awe.
Minho unveiled the massager from behind his left cheek: See? The Gods gave it to me.
Onew was baffled. : The Gods? I doubt it. What’s so special about you? Whatever, just hand it over.
Minho passed the object, still vibrating, to his leader: Don’t steal!
Onew grabbed the object and retorted: You’re one to talk, stealing Key’s shampoo.
Minho: Shuttup, Shuttup, SHUTTUP!!!
Onew studied it, turning it every which way, sniffing it. He laughed as he discovered Minho’s simple mistake.: Ah, dongsaeng, my confused little dongsaeng. I know it is wrong to teach you things of the more mature ages, but this is not a face massager.
Minho: Hyung! Stop belittling me! Just tell me what it is.
Onew: Ok, little boy, if you want to corrupt your mind early, I’ll tell ya.
Minho: YES.
Onew: Ok then, it’s a---
Jonghyun: YAAAY. I WIN!!!!
Minho and Onew crane their necks toward the game. Jonghyun was jumping up and down with glee over the weary, overlapping bodies of Taemin and Sekyung on the mat.
Jonghyun: In your ugly FACES!
Key came over to comfort Sunghyun: Aw, better luck next time, ey?
Jonghyun: Minny Ho, Old-NEW!! Come congratulate your MASTER! Hey, what’s that in your hand? A present? FOR THE WINNER!!!?
Jonghyun charged at the boys with Key coming after: OH YOU SHOULDNT HA--
He stopped, for he could quickly identified the oblong silhouette from anywhere, and his face was sucked from excitement : Onew, tha...that’s yours?
Onew threw his hands up in the air in defense, dropped the face massager,
and walked away: Pssh, don’t look at me. I like va-jay-jay.
Jonghyun’s and Key’s eyes wandered over to Minho’s.
Jonghyun: Well? What’s that for? You wanna tell us something?
Minho: I...It....It’s just a face massager.
Jonghyun scoffed with a smirk: A face massager? You mean, you’ve never seen that before?
Minho timidly shook his head.: No.
Jonghyun: Well it’s a....it’s a...it is a...ugh. Dongsaeng, help me out.
Key: Um...to tell you the truth, I---
Sekyung: HEY!
Sekyung and Taemin came into the scene overhearing the conversation.: What are you doing with that?!
Minho: I..I...I
Sekyung: I didn’t know you were gay, Minny Ho.
Minho: Ok, PLEASE, WHAT IS THIS?
Key: Sekyung-ah, is this y-yours?
Sekyung: EH?! NO of course not! It’s Minho’s, isn’t it?
Jonghyun: Are you sure it’s not yours, babe?
Sekyung: How dare you question me!
Onew: Yeah, don’t question your girlfriend!
Key: YEAH!
Jonghyun: What do you know, Key? When was YOUR last relationship, eh?
Minho: HEY, HEY, HEY!
The boys had ceased the bickering.
Onew: Dongsaeng, GOSH, why are you so LOUD!!!!?
Minho: I’m sorry, Hyung but all I wanted to know was what this is!
He shook the item in his hand.
Taemin rose from the mat and sped walked to the gang: It’s a vibrator.
All eyes were on him
Sekyung: EH?
Onew: Tae Tae, I thought you were pure.
Key: You know what that is, maknae
Jonghyun: Nasty.
Taemin: Yeah, a friend of mine has that same model.
ALL: EHH???
Minho: You have gay friends?
Jonghyun: You have friends???
Sekyung: Don’t be mean, oppa!
Taemin: It’s fine. He let me borrow it, since I’ve never touched one, and I guess I forgot to return it and it slipped from my pocket onto the bed.
Sunghyun reddened slightly. The man at the cash register....
Onew: Well..that is weird, but please get rid of it. No more questions asked!
Minho politely handed it over and Taemin placed it inside his pocket: So then, all is settled, let me go to my room.
Sekyung: Oh, can you show me the bathroom while you’re at it?
Taemin: Sure, follow. Outside of the room Suekyung made the first word. : Um, Taem--
Taemin: No need to explain, I know it’s yours.
Sekyung wasn’t surprised: You’re a smart boy, Tae. She grabbed the vibrator from his pocket and pet his head: Good boy.
She placed the vibrator inside her satchel: So shall we go back?
Taemin: Oh, wait, one question?
Sekyung: Sure, shoot.
Taemin: Umm..so how do you put it on?
You’re not serious.