I don't charge for this shit.

[dolorelei]

Allison's Workout Plan:

Take matching five pound weights. Place in hands. Turn on online stream of 94.7 KNRK in Portland. Jam the fuck out to Beck, Weezer, Stone Temple Pilots, Johnny Cash. Dance like an idiot. Make sure door is closed.

Repeat.

Comments

[obliterati]

Awesome.