I was looking through my computer to see what features I never use and I found "MSN Internet Radio" in Windows Media Player. I listened to a few, and then was blasted right in the face with this ad:


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I have exams tomorrow. Actually, several of my professors collaborated (again) to screw me over (again). They decided that tomorrow, since it's a safe assumption I'm unprepared, that I'll have two exams, a quiz for 5% of my grade, and a formal 10 page usability test on a fictitious set of cooking instructions ( Read more... )

Nyquil.

Beer.

Nyquil.

Beer.

Something is definitely wrong with the way money is handled at UF.

Take for instance, the fact that the janitor makes twice as much as the top security guard at the Harn Museum...

Employee           Salary          TitleWALSH,EUGENE  $10,252.08   SR. SECURITY GUARD ( Read more... )

I hate dynamics Professor Loc Vu-Quoc.

I found a picture, so you get an idea of what he looks like.


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Confirming my belief that celebrities die in threes:

Listed in order of importance in my life: Mitch Hedberg, the Pope, and Terry Schiavo.

I'll give you my opinions on each:

Terry Schiavo- Me two days ago: "Terry Shiavama-who?" Me recently: "Oh, that's fascinating, you mean to tell me you only started caring about this woman because the media ( Read more... )

After getting blasted around two p.m., I thought I would see how long a human could stay drunk. I made it til five, and fell asleep. A human can stay blasted for 3.1 hours. That is all ( Read more... )

I was going to lunch with Friend Emily, who was skipping class for the occasion, when we started approaching a NewsChannel 5 (?) cameraman, who I'll refer to as "Dwayne" from here on out ( Read more... )

How interesting would life be without lies, deciet, cons, backstabbing, faith, wishes, anger, pity, and sadness ( Read more... )

Today I was "Mr. LoPresti."

I was asked to read to Brother's Girlfriend Jamie's fifth grade class (she TEACHES it... she's not IN it) in honor of Dr. Seuss' 101st birthday (he's dead now... unfortunately). Me being myself, I chose an excerpt (hint: vocab for Ms. Hughe's spelling test on Friday, children!) from Alice in Wonderland; predictably, ( Read more... )