*taps out S.O.S with his bound feet*

attn all lotr cult members..

i'm being held hostage..in toronto..

i called my agent. they're not happy

i'll try my best to get there.. if Gale lets me free..

*wakes up once again in the living room, this time under Gale's coffee table. The tv on video mode showing that bright blue screen. Tries to lift his head but bangs it on the underside of the coffee table ( Read more... )

So yes.. My twinnie got my a motorbike...Now I'm in the gift giving mood..*smirks*

I'm ever so glad I don't have a spending limit..

For Twinnie..
( Since Diamonds are a girls best friend )

Oh my god. If there is a woman who blows me away.. it's my dear Twinnie.. [you too Milla]..this woman.. *grins* She....

(  *points* )

*wakes up hungover and slightly aching on the living room couch in boxers and one sock, rubs his face confusedly and says to himself "Meh, I've woken up cuffed to heaters, this is a step down..." Gets up and stretches, and shuffles to the kitchen, scratching his arse and the stubble on his chin. Goes through the cabinets and finds a box of Corn ( Read more... )

I've got a pussy!!

A male pussy at that!!

( Look at my pussy!! )

WHERE ARE ALL THE SINGLE GAY MEN HERE?!?!?!?

*fumes*

*in Gale's backyard, sitting on the patio, picking at the Chicken fried rice he heated up earlier. Eats a mouthful and chews slowly staring at the sky, sighs deeply and swallows. Sits back and looks at the promise ring on his finger, traces the outline of the engraving and sighs deeply ( Read more... )

*checks his messages and jumps around ( Read more... )

*picks at his fingernails and sighs ( Read more... )