New York, London, Bali, Madrid...

And coming soon to a major city near you!

My cousin lives in London. She's all right.
Imagine being on your way to work.
Thursday morning, wishing you were still in bed, and BAM! your're 1,000,000 pieces.

In the spirit of the 4th of July weekend, I wrote my grandmother's local representative ( Read more... )

I took the day off from work to get my root canal...finally ( Read more... )

Driving 90 miles a day. I haven't given notice yet. EDD said that I only get $280/week for Unemployment when I leave. I'm stuck ( Read more... )

From everywhichwayList your current six favorite songs, then pick six other people to do the same ( Read more... )

1. My tooth broke. I went to the dentist and I need to have a root canal + crown. $$$
2. Soon I will be unemployed.

I'm just so tired. That drive really slices the soul out of my chest. And head. And I've been in a general bad mood for the past 2 weeks.

So I was driving to Simi Valley on Friday morning, and after about 30 minutes in the car, I was still about halfway there. My speedometer had been about 70mph for most of the trip. My legs were tired from driving. Everyday's a roadtrip. My boss said, "I'm putting Golden Handcuffs on you." That means he's going to give me a substantial raise and ( Read more... )

We've been boxing up the office for the past week. The first day of my new commute is on Friday. I'm totally fucked. Totally, undeniably fucked ( Read more... )

It's blazing outside. I tried to take a short-cut to work and I ended up being 30 minutes late. The office is a mess because we're moving to Simi Valley. A week from now, my commute will be 4x what it is now - 43 miles as opposed to 11. And the company isn't going to offer any kind of compensation to us office staff people. None ( Read more... )

So I just got home from Jiffy Lube. I looked in the bathroom mirror and someone tattooed STUPID on my forehead.

I took inventory of the change in my tray before I let them oil up my car - Some quarters, some nickels, some pennies. When I drove away - only pennies. Fuckers! It's not like I needed the change or anything. But why? Why? WHY do you ( Read more... )