You look for logic around here you're gonna get yourself in trouble.
I actually really need to study.. So naturally I'm doing stupid memes on the internet.. I'm doomed. *flails*
See what nationality you have most things in common with. (stolen from sigrundora)
Icelandic
[ ] Your last name means you're someone's son or daughter.
[x] You have experienced rain, snow, wind and sunshine in the space of one day. [I actually have, yes. But that was in New Zealand. *lol*]
[ ] Volcanic eruptions and/or earthquakes are quite common.
[ ] You have tasted Black Death.
[ ] Someone close to you likes fermented shark and/or pickled sheep testicles.
[ ] You enjoy 24 hours of daylight.
[x] You have read at least one Saga and/or know the history of the discovery of your country.
[ ] "Eina með öllu" makes sense to you.
[ ] You can trace your genealogy and one of a national celebrity to find a common ancestor.
Total: 2
Dutch
[ ] You love cheese.
[ ] You know why orange is used as a national colour.
[ ] You have (had) clogs.
[x] You've seen a cow in real life.
[ ] You know what the word "klootzak" means and what "de vogeltjes dans" is.
[x] You own a bike.
[ ] You know that the story about the boy with the finger in the dike is just an American figment.
[ ] You live below sealevel.
[ ] You like split pea soup.
[ ] You like cabbages.
Total: 2
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a full English breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football.. not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have darkish hair.
[x] You speak SOME Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You’ve said Te Amo or Te Quiero.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don’t get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You love listening to trance.
Total: 2
Polish
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup.
Total: 1
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Paddy's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
[x] You have an odd love of leprechauns.
[x] You have four leaf clovers.
Total: 5
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[x] You have glasses/contacts.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week.
[ ] You know what DDR is.
Total: 2
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You’re over 5’10”.
[x] You know the real meaning of “Fag”.
[ ] You make pretty words sound scary. [I've been told Germans do that. But I seriously never understood what they mean by that..]
[ ] You enjoy watching the military.
[x] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak French
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[ ] You play/played hockey or watch it.
[ ] You know who Massari is.
Total: 2
French
[ ] You like french toast.
[x] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You say “Zut” instead of damn
[ ] You own a beret.
[x] You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 4
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You’ve been to more than 5 states.
[x] You’re lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You don’t read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You say restroom instead of washroom.
[ ] You spell colour “color”.
Total: 2
Greek
[ ] You’re very loud.
[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.
[ ] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[ ] You share a bathroom with 5+ people.
[ ] You say “open the light” instead of “turn on the light”.
[ ] Your parents came into this country illegally.
[ ] Your parents still don’t have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.
[ ] You go to church every Sunday.
[ ] You always have a “to go place” when leaving from a party.
[ ] You have a last name that’s hard to pronounce.
[ ] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 0
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
[ ] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
[ ] You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
[ ] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
[x] You can eat really good spicy food!
[ ] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
[ ] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
[ ] You have any sort of ATN channel.
[ ] You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
[x] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
[x] You have relatives you’ve never even heard of.
Total: 3
Egyptian
[x] You are smart in math or science.
[ ] Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
[ ] All you eat is kebab and kofta.
[ ] Your parents have one car that’s a Toyota.
[x] Your house actually does not smell like food.
[ ] You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 2
Native
[ ] You have been to a pow wow.
[ ] You have a native name.
[ ] You are more than a quarter native.
[ ] You know what tribe your ancestors were in.
[ ] You have painted your face like a warrior.
[ ] You have been to a native exhibit out of school.
[ ] You play/played lacrosse.
[ ] You have eaten salmon.
Total: 0
Scottish
[x] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent.
[x] One of your family members has an accent.
[x] You actually don’t mind bagpipes.
[x] Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere.
[x] You’ve heard the song “Scotland the brave”.
[ ] No matter what, there will ALWAYS be whisky at family gatherings.
[ ] Any team playing England is your best friend.
[ ] You have tried haggis.
[x] Sean Connery.
[x] You drink tap water.
[x] You know Edinburgh is pronounced “Edin-buura”.
Total: 8
New Zealand
[x] You get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there.
[x] You know what a barbie is.
[ ] You hate Aussies.
[x] You know what an ‘Aussie’ is.
[x] You know that NZ is famous because of Lord of the Rings.
[ ] You like chocolate fish and/or pineapple lumps.
[ ] You know what L&P is and you like it! [I know what it is, but I don't like it.. Do I get half a point then?]
Total: 4.5
Awesome, I'm Scottish then.
*runs off into the sunset*
See what nationality you have most things in common with. (stolen from sigrundora)
Icelandic
[ ] Your last name means you're someone's son or daughter.
[x] You have experienced rain, snow, wind and sunshine in the space of one day. [I actually have, yes. But that was in New Zealand. *lol*]
[ ] Volcanic eruptions and/or earthquakes are quite common.
[ ] You have tasted Black Death.
[ ] Someone close to you likes fermented shark and/or pickled sheep testicles.
[ ] You enjoy 24 hours of daylight.
[x] You have read at least one Saga and/or know the history of the discovery of your country.
[ ] "Eina með öllu" makes sense to you.
[ ] You can trace your genealogy and one of a national celebrity to find a common ancestor.
Total: 2
Dutch
[ ] You love cheese.
[ ] You know why orange is used as a national colour.
[ ] You have (had) clogs.
[x] You've seen a cow in real life.
[ ] You know what the word "klootzak" means and what "de vogeltjes dans" is.
[x] You own a bike.
[ ] You know that the story about the boy with the finger in the dike is just an American figment.
[ ] You live below sealevel.
[ ] You like split pea soup.
[ ] You like cabbages.
Total: 2
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a full English breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football.. not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have darkish hair.
[x] You speak SOME Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You’ve said Te Amo or Te Quiero.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don’t get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You love listening to trance.
Total: 2
Polish
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup.
Total: 1
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Paddy's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
[x] You have an odd love of leprechauns.
[x] You have four leaf clovers.
Total: 5
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[x] You have glasses/contacts.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week.
[ ] You know what DDR is.
Total: 2
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You’re over 5’10”.
[x] You know the real meaning of “Fag”.
[ ] You make pretty words sound scary. [I've been told Germans do that. But I seriously never understood what they mean by that..]
[ ] You enjoy watching the military.
[x] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak French
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[ ] You play/played hockey or watch it.
[ ] You know who Massari is.
Total: 2
French
[ ] You like french toast.
[x] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You say “Zut” instead of damn
[ ] You own a beret.
[x] You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 4
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You’ve been to more than 5 states.
[x] You’re lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You don’t read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You say restroom instead of washroom.
[ ] You spell colour “color”.
Total: 2
Greek
[ ] You’re very loud.
[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.
[ ] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[ ] You share a bathroom with 5+ people.
[ ] You say “open the light” instead of “turn on the light”.
[ ] Your parents came into this country illegally.
[ ] Your parents still don’t have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.
[ ] You go to church every Sunday.
[ ] You always have a “to go place” when leaving from a party.
[ ] You have a last name that’s hard to pronounce.
[ ] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 0
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
[ ] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
[ ] You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
[ ] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
[x] You can eat really good spicy food!
[ ] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
[ ] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
[ ] You have any sort of ATN channel.
[ ] You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
[x] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
[x] You have relatives you’ve never even heard of.
Total: 3
Egyptian
[x] You are smart in math or science.
[ ] Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
[ ] All you eat is kebab and kofta.
[ ] Your parents have one car that’s a Toyota.
[x] Your house actually does not smell like food.
[ ] You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 2
Native
[ ] You have been to a pow wow.
[ ] You have a native name.
[ ] You are more than a quarter native.
[ ] You know what tribe your ancestors were in.
[ ] You have painted your face like a warrior.
[ ] You have been to a native exhibit out of school.
[ ] You play/played lacrosse.
[ ] You have eaten salmon.
Total: 0
Scottish
[x] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent.
[x] One of your family members has an accent.
[x] You actually don’t mind bagpipes.
[x] Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere.
[x] You’ve heard the song “Scotland the brave”.
[ ] No matter what, there will ALWAYS be whisky at family gatherings.
[ ] Any team playing England is your best friend.
[ ] You have tried haggis.
[x] Sean Connery.
[x] You drink tap water.
[x] You know Edinburgh is pronounced “Edin-buura”.
Total: 8
New Zealand
[x] You get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there.
[x] You know what a barbie is.
[ ] You hate Aussies.
[x] You know what an ‘Aussie’ is.
[x] You know that NZ is famous because of Lord of the Rings.
[ ] You like chocolate fish and/or pineapple lumps.
[ ] You know what L&P is and you like it! [I know what it is, but I don't like it.. Do I get half a point then?]
Total: 4.5
Awesome, I'm Scottish then.
*runs off into the sunset*