An open letter to my Mamoo

Feb 04, 2009 11:06

For those of you just tuning in, I call my Mama's wife Mamoo ( Read more... )

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kineticphoenix February 4 2009, 19:24:00 UTC
Sweet baby, I watched intently while you checked out Mamoo's soy bacon. We all have different opinions about what good food is, and Mamoo has a sensitive tummy like you, but for different things. I'm sorry you were so disturbed by the soy bacon. I'm sure Dr. Ari would allow some sashimi in your diet if you wanted to have some as an extra special treat. I'll even make sure Rascal and Velcro are out of the house so you can eat your fill.

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inflectionpoint February 6 2009, 02:58:08 UTC
Dear Ophelia,

This is Cricket J. Greebo, the Kitton. Oh no! The HUmans eat the weirdest food, don't they? It makes me fraidy to watch sometimes. The Mama eats avocados and apples and oranges and things that are certainly not food.
She doesn't eat enough Chicken. Or Clams.

You just need to be mellow about it, the Humans are defective Kittons in so many ways. And ask your mama's for some feeeeesh. Feeeesh is Food!

love,

The Kitton

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polycat February 8 2009, 23:30:17 UTC
DON'T EAT IT!!

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domesticpanther February 9 2009, 15:52:38 UTC
Believe me, I didn't want to! It didn't Smell Right and it felt All Kinds Of Bad. I can't believe that my Mama, who knows what is good food, actually bought that awful stuff for Mamoo. I thought my Mama had gotten past being an enabler. She and I are going to have a talk.

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polycat February 9 2009, 16:01:38 UTC
maybe there is a group she can join.

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domesticpanther February 10 2009, 16:46:09 UTC
Oooooo, wanna help me stage an intervention?

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