I just don't know how to respond to this...

[dominating_101]

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my little cousin Lincoln Mercury Ford recently welcomed into the world his new baby sister...Crown Victoria.

Please tell me I'm not really related to these people.

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[lijororli]

If this were a sitcom, then this would be awesome.

Since it is not, it's terrifying.

But in an almost funny way?

[jenneva]

Wow! Whenever a 'bad names' conversation occurs, I always tell the story of my friend with the cousin named 'Lincoln Mercury Ford'. Now I have a better story to tell. But wow. Poor, poor, child. At first I misread it and thought that Lincoln had a child and named her Crown Victoria and I thought, hmm, I would think that he would have been traumatized enough not to perpetuate that bad family tradition.