the dogs with bees in their mouth so that every time they bark at you they shoot out bees

Sep 28, 2005 11:22

So I was thinking it was a pretty sweet ride to uni this morning. Nice and cool, but not so cold as to be uncomfortable, the usual magpie didn't think to swoop me, I was just about to come up to the bit were I pass all the cars stuck in traffic, and best of all I was feeling proud of myself for having at least a few minutes up my sleeve to get to ( Read more... )

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HAHAHAHAHA!! Waynest..............story............EVER! big_d_nhb_aus September 28 2005, 07:19:18 UTC
Looks like someone has been studying up on Waynes playbook of bad luck!!

Reading that story, it just bloody went from good to GREAT!!! :)

Bike.......600$

Laptop for preparing binary trees talk.......1600$

Old brown and grey clothes from the Smith Family......2$ ;) (just kidding)

Getting stung by a bee on the way to uni, asking unknown girl to get stinger out of lip, giving distracted speach with swolen mouth, but saying excuse before people turn up, all while havig undone fly......

......PRICELESS!!!

Fib, I like the cut of your jib!

Keep up the good work!

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Re: HAHAHAHAHA!! Waynest..............story............EVER! domingou September 28 2005, 07:25:19 UTC
I'll have you know it was old green and grey clothes :)

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asleepycowboy September 28 2005, 11:17:25 UTC
frankly im upset that you havnt posted a photo, camera and all.

think of that as a request.

i had some fly trouble today though but im pretty sure i got onto it before anyone noticed..

p.s did you forget your chapstik too? nerd.

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Thats some funny shit kenesi September 29 2005, 12:08:09 UTC
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I had tears in my eyes, and was on the floor, seriously.

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