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Mar 16, 2003 13:53

Holy shit, that was the fastest six weeks of my life. Six is only one letter away from sex, so maybe that will give you a hint as to why I've been neglecting the grape-flovored journal.

My girlfriend moved in with Ben Affleck. Should I feel threatened? Maybe I'll call J Lo Matt and see if he's got any free rooms ( Read more... )

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marisa_coughlan March 16 2003, 12:06:52 UTC
mmm sex.

Do not feel threatened, Ben can do no harm to our relationship, for he does not have a vagina. If he were to grow one, well...we won't go there.

Can't I color you something else? Blue looks pretty on you.

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dominique_swain March 18 2003, 08:32:39 UTC
You can color me whatever you want. It'll be like playing dress-up. I think blue is a good color too, but you're the belated birthday girl so you get to choose!

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brad__renfro March 16 2003, 12:54:20 UTC
you should stick around. trust me if I can do it, anyone can.

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dominique_swain March 18 2003, 08:33:21 UTC
That's a good idea, I think I'll try it! ;)

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jessica__alba March 31 2003, 01:26:38 UTC
Your journal reminds me of purple skittles.

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