Holy shit, that was the fastest six weeks of my life. Six is only one letter away from sex, so maybe that will give you a hint as to why I've been neglecting the grape-flovored journal.
My girlfriend moved in with Ben Affleck. Should I feel threatened? Maybe I'll call J Lo Matt and see if he's got any free rooms
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Do not feel threatened, Ben can do no harm to our relationship, for he does not have a vagina. If he were to grow one, well...we won't go there.
Can't I color you something else? Blue looks pretty on you.
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