I was in a movie theater earlier tonight... I sneezed twice, then thought "I feel warm."... I touched my forehead and felt sweat and thought "OMG I HAVE SWINE FLU!!!"... For the rest of the evening I was constantly monitoring my condition... I am currently alive, fine, and without Swine Flu...
Not that the first one was spectacular, but really makes no sense and is pointless... How about someone remake something that sucked and try to make it better? Like Body of Evidence or Baise-Moi...