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[dominoxgrl]

I'm in the car with caroline help!!on the plane I sat next to a chinese boy that looked like long duck dong and he brought a flask and kept pouring it in his orange juice and kept trying to get me to drink with him and then he started throwing almonds at me and got more drunk and then he asked me out. Its gotta be my japanese animation looking hair

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[jourdannex]

Caroline is so tacky. She dates men from the internet, I can't know her anymore. And she always has a cameltoe.

I would think a Japanese Almond thrower would be right up your alley, you do remember Raymond don't you? He had ..what did you call it? Oh yea, an AUBERGINE DINK. Didn't you say it was TINY too? Way to keep the stereotypes goin'.