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[domita_draconis]

I seem to have developed an allergy to baked beans, or, more accurately, just Romanian ones. Could someone send me a catering size pack of Heinz ones, and I'll pay for the owl to bring it over. Oh, and I've just been given a shopping list and a pile of different bits of different currency. So, right, could anyone be willing to get us

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[nott_likely]

What is LEGO? I don't understand.

[domita_draconis]

LEGO are these little bricks that you fit together to make stuff? It's fun, in the oddest way, and okay, I admit it's for seven year old Muggle kids but hey! It's fun!

[milesian]

What's a cyberknight, then?

[domita_draconis]

It's this knight, right, that has this sword made of lasers and stuff.

Like in Star Wars? But made out of LEGO.

[lee_journo]

I can probably help. I'm heading to Romania, like you suggested. Also I lose my holiday time if I don't use it. Bloody stupid policy if you ask me. Why can't I just save 4 year's worth and disappear for months on end?

[domita_draconis]

Lee, you rock so hard. It's weird, that holiday thing isn't it? I mean, you'd think they'd like you in work all the time and then have a long holiday rather than just having inconvienent bits and pieces all over the place.

[lee_journo]

I don't think I would rock nearly as much if my holiday didn't coincide with you shopping list. But someone else is going to buy the fishnet stockings!

[domita_draconis]

But I bet the ladies in Marks and Sparks would think that you're a caring, sensitive sort of man, buying presents for your lady friend!

[orestes_bride]

Does Vlad perhaps know something about the lace shorts and stockings' intended purpose that isn't immediately apparent? I would assume they're for Arte but honestly, with you three one can never tell.

[tonksadora]

That's what I was thinking, Hermione! Who are these stockings and shorts for anyhow?

Just kidding!

...I think.

[lee_journo]

Tonks would you please go run that errand so I don't have to destroy the remnants of my masculinity?

[domita_draconis]

I quite like keeping that secret, it makes us all much more interesting!