I got sat on by a hatchling today, a nice one though, and it didn't so much sit on me as be put on top of me when I was asleep. Bloody Vlad, he's a git when he's in that weird mood of his, all...bouncy. It doesn't suit him, he's a Slav, he's supposed to be broody and with great cheekbones! Alright, the cheekbones aren't bad, and the broodiness is
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