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[dommnghn]

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

To get away from the noise.

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Comments

[ginny_goodwin]

I added you, obv.

[heigl_katie]

I wish I had a joke to tell you, but trust me, mine are all lame. So I'll just say I added you.

resident katie

[dommnghn]

I never claimed mine were good!

[eliseblanchett]

Adore you.

[dommnghn]

Adore you more.

[eliseblanchett]

That's really not possible.

[wenmiller]

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

Added you dominic!

[dommnghn]

...that's brilliant. Absolutely brilliant, that's going in the collection.

[thomas_dekker]

Why would you take a hammer to bed? So you could hit the sack.

[dommnghn]

...THAT'S GOING IN MY COLLECTION

[thomas_dekker]

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb in a tree and act like a nut.