1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )

i wish i could be angry with her, i wish i could hate her.

i wish alot of things right now.

being drunk is on the top right now.

just shoot me now.

Look at me I'm fallin ( Read more... )

If I am on your friends list, why am I on your friends list?

Comment below, and add the question to your LJ, so I can return the favor.

now time to sleep

Fill this out about me!!! **BUT FIRST** REPOST a blank copy to all of your friends (including me) so they can fill it out about you! Got it ( Read more... )

yes ladies and germs its another drunken post made by the one and only jake, me you scum fucks ( Read more... )

i just got a job today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckin sweet!!!!!!!!!!1

i think i might want to keep looking for a new job just in case cause these fucks are so unorganized.

but oh well i dont care cause i gots me a job.

i now have more alcohol then god.

i love people who dont drink much and buys tons of alcohol and then gives it to me.

tehe. i have lots of alcohol, i have three bags of alcohol on my bedroom floor.

i just had to mow the yard with a mower that had three wheels.

i so need to fix that fucking mower or i'm prolly gonna lose a toe or something wierd like that.
later

ok so lets do the list ( Read more... )