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I got three words for you...
Bruce Fuckin' Wayne. -
"Did you say Abe Lincoln?"
Ha! I just love Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Truly classic comedy.
Here's a lovely little thing I swiped from my good, good friend kitiara1304.
Something about the 100 grossest films of all time. I think. Boldface the ones you've seen.
1. Titanic (1997)
2. The Dark Knight (2008) (eh, it was good. I wouldn't say great.)
3. Star Wars: Episode IV - A ( Read more... ) -
"Christmas is shit."
"I hate this goddamn holiday ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Hey, there, Cats and Kittens! What's shakin ( Read more... ) -
Well, crap in a hat!
I was going to post a rather lengthy postulation about life, the universe and everything, courtesy of me good friend, elfsy, but I got distracted. Now, I can't remember what I was going to rant about.
Damn. I hate when that happens.
Stupid Writer's Block questions. -
I am getting married...
to myself. Because I'm so fucking awesome, that's why. I tell you, I am so amazing that I want to have sex with myself. Truly, I am that awesome ( Read more... ) -
I staple my forehead to the tomato of shame.
Hey, there, Cats and Kittens ( Read more... ) -
Yeah, yeah. I know. Don't be judgin' me!
Cats and Kittens, I've got a little story to tell. Sit back, relax, and open your eyes. Read on, little ones, read on ( Read more... ) -
I want to have Barack Obama's children...
...for dinner. Hahahahhahahahahahaha ( Read more... )