OK, so I'm trying to figure out where "But then I Got High" came from: you know, which Afroman album. so I check Amazon. the album is "The Good Times." Out of curiosity I decided to read some reviews. I SWEAR BY ALL THAT IS SWEAREABLE-BY, this is an actual review I found.

For Shame!, July 26, 2005
Reviewer: Queenie (London ( Read more... )

"Yarr, matey, getcher hands offa me balls, yer stinkin' vet'rinarian!"

It's a cat. 'cause he doesn't want to get neutered.

'cause, you know, all cats talk like pirates.

So I watched Fiddler on the Roof last night. That movie is excellent. It made me feel SO Jewish. I mean, really, like half my family sounds and looks EXACTLY like everyone in that movie. it was crazy. made me feel like a big Jew.

I am suffering from what I believe to be some wicked bad heart burn. But I may be wrong. If I am right, however, it was probably caused by eating a bunch of garlic bread with cheese dipped in ranch dressing and pizza with artichoke hearts and sun dried tomatoes last night at midnight.

The Pain!

Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth:
Six parts gin to
One part vermouth.

from "A History of Western Civilization," Seventh Edition, by McKay, Hill, and Buckler:

"Why else should we study civilizations as seperated from ours through time, distance, and culture as classical Greece, medieval Germany, and modern Russia? Although many of the people involved in these epochs are long dead, what they did has touched everyone ( Read more... )

Sunday's American Dad (guest-starring Patrick Stewart as Stan's boss, Bullock) finally fulfilled the potential of that show. Too bad it took until the second season to come into its own ( Read more... )

Sam's internet connection: fixed.

A ton of LPs: bought.

life is good.

SOOOO nice to be home and have DSL again!

Have pity for the dead ( Read more... )