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[donaldtrumpcard]

[Shino was just walking around town or doing some other activity when BAMF! He was teleported. There's two ways this can go down

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[meanandgreen]

[Raph was just minding his own damn business at his favorite spot by the riverside when he gets the distinct feeling that he's not alone. He reels around to look behind him. First thing he thinks: Foot Ninja. The second: bugs. Bugs EVERYWHERE.]

I HATE BUGS!

[Hey, Shino, have a murderous talking turtle launching himself at you and trying to stab you in the neck.]

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[donaldtrumpcard]

[Well at first he's quite shocked to see a ninja turtle leaping at him with WEAPONS trying to stab his throat, but his surprise is not enough to delay his reaction, and he very quickly jumps back to avoid it. Still that doesn't stop even Shino from WTFing at this whole turn of events.]

A--... a turtle?

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[meanandgreen]

[Raph skids across the ground in a crouch, kicking up dust as he digs his heels in and changes directions, lunging at Shino again, trying to slash at him with both weapons.]

I'll [slash] show [slash] you [slash] to put bugs on me!

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[donaldtrumpcard]

[Where the hell was he? Why was he being attacked? BY A TURTLE NO LESS. He dodges the first two slashes, but the last one is going to nip him putting a hole in one of his favorite shirts and drawing slight blood. Yeah, he's calling bullshit on a turtle being able to move this fast.

Because he's a ninja from Naruto, he naturally has awesome jumping ability so he takes another leap back, TRYING to separate at least some distance so he could try reasoning... with a giant turtle. This seems like a splendid plan.]

If you do not stop...

[wanderer_jack]

[While searching for firewood, Jack finds a strange figure in front of him with a mass of insects crawling across the samurai. The firewood drops from his arms and he leaps back several feet, resisting the urge to swat and squash the bugs. Instead, he slowly and carefully brushes them off, attention only partly on the strange visitor.] What sorcery is this?!

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[donaldtrumpcard]

[Just... give him a second to process all of this. Where is he? How did he get here? He contemplates for a minute if he's suffering from some kind of random blackouts and is losing huge tracks of time. Was this a common phenomenon around here?

Probably not if this guy was surprised about it. Of course he COULD always be a relatively new person. Hmmm.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[But regardless, he's regained his composure. Calling back the buggies now.]

It is not sorcery...

[wanderer_jack]

[Jack raises his arms up, letting the insects move away peacefully. He watches intently, puzzled by both the man and his insects.] Then...how is it that you command them?

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Eh? How'd he get in here-- oh, great, a screaming lady. Not the good kind either.]

... Do not be alarmed. [That is SO easy for him to say.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

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I am not sure. [Because that's a fantastic reason.]

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[cowboykinneas]

[Just as Irvine was about to step into the shower, something odd happened. As in, suddenly there was a person in the shower with bugs swarming everywhere around him. And that causes Irvine to jump back and grab the closest thing to cover up the vitals.

Thankfully, that's a towel.] H-Hey, what's the big idea?

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[donaldtrumpcard]

...?

[He's just gonna be... looking around and trying to figure out wtf is going on. He'll be with you in just a second.]

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[cowboykinneas]

[The shower's on, Shino. Just so you know.]

... Hello?

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[donaldtrumpcard]

[Well that's fantastic.]

...

Good evening.

[nowordsrequired]

[The second that 'hmm' is formed, Longshot has an arrow out of his quiver and notched, wondering how the hell someone managed to sneak up behind him.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Oh, great. Another hostile person. Well atleast it's not a turtle this time. Not that he has anything against turtles but-- anyway yeah, this guy looks like he means serious business.]

... I am not here to hurt you.

[nowordsrequired]

[Well he's not firing the arrow, but suspicious look is still suspicious.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Wait, what? Did you believe him or like... are you deaf? You still thinks he's here to hurt you? I mean, give him something to work with here! The fact that Shino's not used to being the LOUD one may also be the problem in this situation. So, for now, he's just going to wait to see what Longshot does.]

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