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[donaldtrumpcard]

[Shino wakes up in one of the shops around town in a rather… different form from the one he’s used to. That’s right, Shino was transformed into a miniature plushie version of himself. Now the most reasonable thing to do would be to pick up his journal and ask for help. But unfortunately, he could only imagine the laughs upon his comrades faces at

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[generalflirt]

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That is a boar chasing a plush and Masaomi, the prince, is right outside of the boar's charging range himself and thus must deal with this too. Man this sucks. He's not nearly strong enough to risk trying to wrestle the thing, so instead he goes to dive out of the way.

In the process he probably kicks the Shino-doll too. But even as he rolls he suspects he is not done with said boar]

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[donaldtrumpcard]

[Yeah, you do kick him. Thanks. But that surprisingly knocks him out of the way of the boars charge. But when he regains his composure--]

You kicked me. [He is not very happy about it.]

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[generalflirt]

[Dude he doesn't even hear that. Or well, he does, but glancing around to see where the boar is now is taking priority right now over the little doll thing]

[Action]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Oh you did NOT just ignore him. The boar is turning around and seems to have his eyes set on Shino. The doll takes priority over the human right now.

And since Shino doesn't think Kida's paying much attention to him, he's just gonna try to see if he can sneak!run over and grab onto him without him noticing. Sorry, but he's exhausted from running with his little doll legs. He needs you to carry him to safetyyyy.]

[nextgen_hokage]

[It's easy to come across interesting things in the shops. But a plushie of a friend is something that's odd to find anywhere, Luceti included. So when Naruto catches sight of that, he drops his wizard persona for a moment to just stare.

Stare hard.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Yeah you do that Naruto. Shino is gonna be over here running for hislife. For a person who is running for his life though he has a rather underwhelming expression.]

[nextgen_hokage]

[Oh. He's running from something. Oh. It's just a boar.

Wait, what the hell is going on in this picture.] Shino, is that you!?

[donaldtrumpcard]

No!

[And then he conbtinues running. NARUTO IS THE LAST PERSON HE WANTED TO SEE. Why do you always find him during embarassing moments?]

[painted_seals]

[He was having little luck finding Little Pigs that didn't fight back, and it was becoming a chore to try to blow homes built of more sturdy materials than straw and wood, especially when he wasn't at full power as he'd come to realize.

Thinking over his dilemma Sai sat by the river in the forest, his mind firmly focused on the best way to bring down a home with wind--not one of his specialties. He was in deep thought when a sudden crashing sound caught his attention, and when he looked up, a miniature sized Shino ran through the foliage followed by the thunderous stomps of an enraged boar.]

...

[He blinked.]

Oh. That's Shino.

[donaldtrumpcard]

[What is with you guys staring at him while he RUNS FOR HIS LIFE!? That's so rude =|.]

[painted_seals]

[You're a doll dude, what does he care why a doll is running around angering Boars? It's not like you're a Shin doll, now that would spring him into immediate action. But you're not, and he merely keeps on staring at your little legs as they move for all they're worth which from what he can tell isn't very much

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Shino realizes he won't be able to out right this thing forever, so as soon as he's upto a nearby bench he'll ninja!jump onto the seat of it. The boar then shifts to it's hind legs and goes in for a bite which Shino barely manages to avoid. Andafter that he throws a couple of toy buggies at it. Yeah take THAT!]

[alabastajewel]

[At this particular point in time, the forest also contains one (1) evil princess, who notices the peculiar sight of a small, seemingly-living plushie traipsing so boldly through her father's domain. But what is it? A homunculus of some sort, sent to spy by a meddling do-gooder type? An animated voodoo doll? Maybe even an imp summoned in an unusual form? Hm...]

[She casts a spell of shadow to cloak her movements and begins to sneak up behind it for a closer look, or at least that's the plan. Too bad she has no ACTUAL magical abilities whatsoever. >.>]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[So there's a lady sneaking up behind him in plain sight thinking she's invisible.

Lady, he's a ninja. Eventually he'll get tired of being followed and just stop in his tracks.]

Are you planning to ambush me with such obvious tactics?

[floralphantasm]

[Aww, well she can't go and try peddling poisoned apples to a plushie now can she? ...She could try rolling an apple at the boar though to see if the boar was interested, but then that would mean it would stop chasing Shino.

Why would she want to stop a boar chasing a small plushie of someone she knows? Taking a seat at the fountain and having a brief break from the whole evil beggar woman role and its shenanigans, Yuuka will watch these antics.

Very amusing, 8/10, might watch again.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Somehow Yuuka seeing this whole thing makes it all the more humiliating...

At one point during the chase, Shino somehow manages to scramble half way or so up a tree. and of course the boar is jumping and trying to bite at his legs. When Shino talks he sounds out of breath but totally serious.]

Enjoying yourself? [HE KNOWS YOU'RE SECRETLY LAUGHING.]

[floralphantasm]

Not exactly. [HAHAHA.] Though a pleasant distraction all the same.

To be chased by a boar in the month of October is surely good luck. Expect pleasant fortunes to head your way in the near future~ [BS.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

... That is not a saying.

You made that up solely for this situation... [You are a terrible, terrible person and he hopes you feel terrible.]