I want Donald O'Connor to be my sarcastic best friend.

Just over four weeks ago I went to see Guys and Dolls, and ordered a programme. This programme, which cost me £10, still hasn't arrived. I rang the theatre up today for the second time, and was assured that it would be coming. So, I feel better. The situation was explained to me, by someone who sounded like he actually cared about my position. ( Read more... )

There was a little girl, and she had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead ( Read more... )

Because bad language is neither big nor clever

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Bastards. They know who they are ( Read more... )

*checks to see when last made a sex-based post ( Read more... )

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My dad is cross, because he was supposed to go to a Robbie Williams concert last night, but the tickets, bought from a broker, never turned up. Remember the name London Ticket Shop, and never do business with them. Strongly worded emails are about to hit the fan ( Read more... )

I'll tell you what's dangerous. What's dangerous is thinking, "I wonder what person X is doing right this minute", because although they may well be ( Read more... )

Britney Spears has given birth to a second son before her first one is a year old. I wish her joy, but having read an article in yesterday's Independent about the dangers of having children in quick succession (ie. less than eighteen months apart), I think she and her husband should take a break now. Maybe they could install a television in their ( Read more... )