Update: I am alive.

It has occurred to me, after a concerned 2am phone call last night, that not all of you are aware of the fact that I have in fact not been raped and left for dead in a dark alley, or perhaps a stranger's condominium.  The lack of communication from me has been due to the fact that my computer has died but not in the cool ( Read more... )

Hi.

There is very little that should be done in this state, after such an emptyfull day. I got my hanging fabric, recessed seating that left my face in shadow, red wine and deep beats. I got the place where, for fear of my heart bursting with pain, I have not been inside of for over a year. It has been a strange order of events today.

"We are ( Read more... )

Word to your mothers.

So it's true. Bob can really make me an Elf. I cannot wait. I will soon begin to train and learn, prepare and practice.  All I need now is a cape.  And for my hair to grow.  And porcelain white skin.

Oh, and immortality.

Nyah.  I am wasting a lot of time.  Frightening amounts of it.  After these next paycheques, and once I ( Read more... )

BARF

Ok. Pat made me feel better about the love thing.
But I am still depressed because I am not an Elf.