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I don't know what to say.

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Today we take a break from the flood of bad news about the Obama recession to focus in on the rare glimmer of sunlight breaking through the dark clouds of gloom ( Read more... )

(3/2/2009) It has been discovered that President Barack Obama's nominee for Dog Catcher made a number of errors in figuring his taxes over the past ten years and actually overpaid by nearly a thousand dollars. Careful examination of Bursby Bingly's Federal Income Tax returns by the President's meticulous vetting team determined that in 2002, 2003, ( Read more... )

BO's staged "Summit on Fiscal Responsibility" and his whining about the deficit he "inherited" from President Bush are losing more credibility every day. The irony of claiming to follow a "pay as you go" policy days after signing a $787 billion pork spending bill that will still be accruing interest when our grandkids are footing the bill was ( Read more... )

BO announced plans to reinstate the "assault weapons ban", a law forbidding ugly black guns.

But here's the great part.  The reason that we need to further shred the Bill of Rights is that Mexican drug traffickers are getting guns from America and shooting each other.  First of all, is that really a problem?  It saves us the bother of tracking them ( Read more... )

I'm gonna dial up the VP's new site as soon as I figure out how to hook my modem up to my TV.
Maybe I should get Al Gore, the inventor of the internet, to help me.

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Today Attorney General Eric Holder issued a fierce denial to rumors circulating on Fox News that he has a bright blue scrotum. When asked for proof, Holder pointed to his record of fighting crime, which clearly proves that he has no balls of any color.

I was talking to my friend Jim Pannell yesterday, and he had a brilliant idea.

We should split the country in half and give half to the whiny bleeding heart commie pinkos who voted for BO, and give the other half to the real Americans who didn't. We've tried dividing the country north and south, and that didn't work too well, so I think that east ( Read more... )