Bottle of cheap whiskey and a pack of smokes. On the rooftop. Alone, preferably, unless it's for a quick fuck, in which case, sure. I can make some time.

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For the record? This shit's all Bee's fault.

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Long Island Ice Tea

1 ounce vodka
1 ounce gold tequila
1 ounce rum
1 ounce gin
1 ounce Cointreau or triple sec
5 ounces sweet and sour mix
2 ounces cola
1 lime wedge

Throw it in a cocktail shaker and dump it over some ice.

Goddammit, this is getting fucking ridiculous. All I can think about is sex, sex, and more sex.

Right, cause I got so damn much time for that shit.

You mean other than the fact that I can bench press a Buick?

Well, I can do some pretty amazing things with my tongue...

A better pain scale.

I don't surf blog shit much, but I like this chick.

Yeah, I'm with Lowman. Does porn count?