[Fic] Operation Squirrel-Part 3- END
Title: Operation Squirrel-Part 3 END
Pairings: Yunho/Changmin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: fail!Jae, UN-BETAED
Genre: Crack
Word Count: 810
A/N: The fourth of my 100 fics challenge,check my journal for more info. For yuxo , Everything is for her goddamnit!
I'm extremely sorry for the wait!
Summary: Changmin goes ape-shit... and squirrels
Yunho ran out to find one panting, flushed Changmin and one wide eyed Jaejoong.
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Changmin, with the force of his punch had knocked Jaejoong’s great huge bowl of ice cream right out of the elder’s hands and sent it smashing into the wall behind him.
Jaejoong didn’t take too kindly with that. He had worked his ass off on that sundae! So, with an indignant tone he scorned the youngest.
“Yah! Who said”
Changmin looked up from, brushed the hair out of his eyes, and simply glared at Jaejoong with all the anger, annoyance and pent up sexual frustration he had gathered over the last two weeks.
Jaejoong only whimpered and took a step back because even with his biceps, An angry Changmin was a whole ‘nother level.
“Changmin…. Are you ok?” Yunho asked uncertainly. Really afraid, because Changmin had never been this agitated before, not even when he failed his history essay. The anger that was radiating from the youngest scared Yunho out of his wits.
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“Hello everyone, this is Park Yoochun with my esteemed colleague, Kim Junsu. Reporting live at the Dong Bang Shin Ki apartment, where the youngest, Choikang Changmin had just blown up at Dong Bang Shin Ki’s beautiful voice Youngwoong Jaejoong.” Yoochun was holding the spoon that had flied out towards him when Changin punched the ice cream, he now pointed it to Junsu, gesturing for him to speak into the “mic”. Junsu grabbed hold of the handle of the spoon and whacked Yoochun on the head while muttering
“stupid idiot, you aren’t getting any tonight if you continue.”
“right o” Yoochun said immediately and shut up.
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Changmin turned to Yunho, his eyes ablaze with anger and with something that Yunho couldn’t make out, then he turned back to Jaejoong and pounced.
For the next ten minutes, and Changmin attempted to beat the daylights out of Jaejoong, while Jaejoong… well, tried to desperately hold on to his living daylights (A/n: WTF.. that did NOT make sense…. Well.. I got nothing.)
Yunho could only stare at the mass of limbs rolling around on the floor and really, you’d think leader-shii would be able to break apart a fight. Well, on normal occasions he can, it’s just…. Changmin’s shirt was riding up terribly high and Yunho was pretty much useless as he stared at the youngest. That is until…
Changmin flipped Jaejoong over, sitting on top of him and yelled,
“YOU *beep* *beep* HOW COULD YOU *beep* YOU STUPID *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*”
Yunho decided that things had really gone out of hand and bravely, he walked into the mini tornado that was Changmin and Jaejoong and pried them apart.
“What the hell is wrong with you guys” Yunho tried asking as calmly as possible given he was scared shitless of the panting, still livid Changmin. Well, scared and a little aroused.
Out of his mind or at least not very lucid, Changmin screamed.
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG? EVERYTHING. THAT’S WHAT. AFTER WEEKS OF TRYING TO GET YOU TO NOTICE ME, I DECIDED TO LET THIS IDIOT OVER HERE TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU BUT NOOOOO HE JUST HAD TO GO MAKE A ICE CREAM SUNDAE”
Yunho’s mind reeled, Changmin loved him? CHANGMIN LOVED HIM! Fireworks and flowers and pearl red balloons started popping up everywhere in his mind’s eye. While his mind was rejoicing and jumping around for joy, his mouth was a tad bit slower.
“you love me?” Yunho blubbered out.
Changmin stared him in the eye and said
“with all my heart”
Now that all of his body parts were caught up with the current news, yes, including little yunnie. Yunho strode up to Changmin, tossed the poor and abused Jaejoong aside, grabbed Changmins shirt and pulled him down so he could kiss the life right out of him.
When Yunho pulled back, he had a grin on his face and asked the panting, flushed man in front of him,
“still angry?”
Which Changmin responded with,
“yes, but I’ll just get Jaejoong to make me food later”
Then the pair went to the bedroom and proceeded to do things the author can’t write about because then it would exceed the PG-13 nature of this fic.
Yoosu also did some unspeakable things, but it was really only because they both got really hot after watching Yunho and Changmin eat each other’s mouth off.
And Jaejoong? Well, he was left to tend to his own injuries and, of course, jack off to the sounds that both bedrooms emitted. (Really, the author doesn’t hate Jaejoong, but don’t you think he deserved it?)
FIN.
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A/n: I really do love Jae. xDDDD
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