001 ‡ [ VIDEO ] ‡ SPERO

[dongsaengoppai]

[ There is an eye. Two eyes. Squinting and peering until he jerks back a bit. It flickers on and off until he makes a sound of realisation. Yes, hello. It's Korea again,but he doesn't recall any of his previous memories here. He's completely in the dark once more, utterly confused. This go around, he hasn't spotted any monsters.. yet. He's merely

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[asideglance]

[Not

again...

Wait, is that-- Spero?]

Korea-san, please remain calm. I will send over a program momentarily that should be of some help...

[dongsaengoppai]

[ There is a look of h o p e in his eyes, through his tears, which he scrubs at his face rapidly, beaming. ]

BRO.
I have never been, aaah, more happy to see you!

...

I mean, aah, new thing! I have never been happy to see you until now. I-I am not crying, haaaaaaaaa. I am merely relieved your breasts are intact!

[asideglance]

[He actually softens at that. Aww, Korea, sometimes you're cute.]

Here. [He sends a program over, which is actually a map program sort of like mapquest. Maps of each city, plus input from how to get to one spot to another. That sort of thing.]

Korea-san seems to be in Spero... I am in Discedo, which is across the lake via subway. Ah... I will have to explain things once again, won't I?

[dongsaengoppai]

[ He blinks at the screen a few times, lips pursing. ]

This program you sent me is Korean, I have decided, because it is helpful.

[ Then, he lofts a brow. ]

Explain things again? Aaah, no, no. I understand! I am good listener, you know, but--

[ He shifts, unsure of what Japan is saying before tilting his head. ]

Haaa? Is that what it is you are implying? I do not remember anything because Japan-kun hasn't told me anything! Tssssk, you are useless again!

[ didn't you miss these conversations that make no sense, japan? ]

[fragrancy]

[ Wow, this is quality entertainment here. 'Scuse him while he just takes it all in. ]

I was wondering when you'd show up.

[dongsaengoppai]

[ FAMILY. Even if it's just you. 8| ]

Aaaa, it is you! You're here too I see! There are monsters, aa, I just saw one! Have you pissed yourself from them yet? They are very realistic!

You see what I did? I was acting. I am not, aaha-- not scared! N-Not at all...

[fragrancy]

[ Shut up, you. ]

Yeah, there are monsters. And worse things too. [ Imagine him making spooky finger wiggles here. He's not actually doing it, but it's funny to imagine. ]

You'll probably pass out from fear soon.

[dongsaengoppai]

[ .....it's taking everything within him to stop from flipping out 8||| ] Aaah, I don't believe a thing you are saying!

~*~*~THE BRAVERY OF SOUTH KOREA AND HIS SPIRIT~*~*~

[ POSING; then he relaxes. ]

Aaah, you are being pointless! Where is this place?

[video]

[noblemen]

Apparently, according to various sources about the general area, you are on another planet. Look up at the sky, if you would, and you'll see the sense in that absurd statement.

I'm of the opinion we're on an elaborate film set. But that doesn't matter; I'm looking for a way out. Are you interested in assisting?

[dongsaengoppai]

Yeonggug! Aaah, you are here too! I could eat a thousand bowls of rice.
Did you, aaah, have you seen the monsters? I, aahaa, saw one and I didn't cry like a Japanese person would, not Korea-san!

I instead decided he was an ass and kicked him with taekwondo powers! Did you see them or did the bushes on your head block your vision?

[ l i e s.
Also, did you say something, England? ]

This is England's default face around Korea.

[noblemen]

Yes, yes, it's just a pleasure to see you as well.

No, I haven't seen the monsters. You have such an overactive imagination, lad. [ YEAH BECAUSE HE'S ONE TO TALK. ]

The-- they are not bushes! They are my eyebrows, oh God, why do I even bother talking to you? [ Aggravated sigh. ] Look, are you going to offer your help or would you rather just stay here and wallow around in your... [ Stupidity. ] ...misery.

it's wonderful.

[dongsaengoppai]

They are brows that mimic bushes! [ specifically correcting you here, England! ]

Offer my help? Aah, you! You need help from me, don't you? Of course you do! Such a person like yourself isn't skilled in the art of taekwondo!

I suggest you first ward off monsters with the intimidation you have, then a round house kick to the abdomen should be okay!

( video; )

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE IS FREAKING OUT INSTEAD OF HIM I mean. YAY FRIENDSHIP. Gotta appear normal. Like he hadn't spent the last two weeks holed up in a basement fighting off aliens and ghosts. ]

I'm here, Korea, and that's all that matters! [ THUMBS UP. ]

Dunno if you remember your time here before. Looks like you're in the far-off city, but I can tell you everything you need to know! Also, save some of that whatever-food for me, 'cause I already owe enough food as it is.

[dongsaengoppai]

[ OH MY HERO~~ That familiar, loud voice catches his attention, and he kind of flails his arms a bit, absolutely beaming to see you. ]

Migug, Migug! You are giving me attention; this is wonderful! Are we on a set of an American movie? There should be more Koreans in your movies; I should be a star!

[ A pause. ]

--My time here, aah, before?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Sadly no, but this would be a good place for Hitchcock. [ He seems to space out for a moment contemplating on the possibility of filming a monster movie, then finally snaps back to attention. ]

Right! Explanation! With that reaction, I guess you don't remember, but don't feel bad because a lot of people don't remember. Makes you wonder what else you forget around here. Anyway, this a whole 'nother universe full of wonders and horrors. Mostly horrors.

[dongsaengoppai]

W-Why are you saying such things so casually? I, well, ah--

[ NERVOUS LAUGHTER. ]

Migug, you are being very young and, aa, what is the word, imaginative again!
I would just like to find my family and be held tightly by somebody first, okay? If you could do this, I would be very happy and give you kimchi.

[Video]

[kungfublackfrog]

[This guy was from Korea? Adam was resisting to facepalm for some odd reason.]

You know you don't need to blackmail people in order to get help. Just ask.

[dongsaengoppai]

[ it is Korea. This is a natural way to feel when encountering him. ]

Aaa, you! You, you! Surely you can tell me about this place! I can tell by your handsome Byung Hun face you are an honest person!

Also, black mailing is very effective way to get what it is you want!

[kungfublackfrog]

The basic thing I know is that this is Fortuna, we were kidnapped, and it's all gone to Hell. I wish I can tell you more but I lost a good portion of my memories.

[He was right about being honest...but didn't like the blackmailing part.]

...not really.

[dongsaengoppai]

I see, I see. You lost memories? Well, aaa. How did that happen?
I've never heard of Fortuna. What part of Earth is it on?