002 ‡ [ TEXT ] ‡ DISCEDO

[dongsaengoppai]

Since we are all apparently stuck here for awhile and I am not planning on escaping with anybody this week or anything, I am finding my place here!!!! It will be wonderful!!! (●`▽´● )೨
^ㅂ^ ,,, So, here we go, if you all are ready!!!!
Are you tired of living a life of despair because you do not have a significant other?????
Are you tired of living a

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[fragrancy]

Have you seriously been living outside? Also, who let you have Photoshop.

[dongsaengoppai]

Yes I have and it is a tragic thing and it is undoubtedly your fault!!!
Don't you feel horrible now???

Wouldn't you like to know. ㅇㅂ~

[fragrancy]

Yeah, it's totally my fault you decided to live in a trash can. I feel so bad.

Hey, I do all right without Photoshop. [ Wanna see his lovely artwork?! ]

[dongsaengoppai]

I bet you don't....
I invented Photoshop.

[gochuugoku]

What... did you do to me?

[dongsaengoppai]

BIG BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have made you wonderful and less voluptuous. That is what Korean clothes do.... they will make you look masculine....
Aren't you proud of me, Aniki!?!?! I will sell more products than you someday!!!

I am concerned though now that we are speaking....
Are you feeling well??? I am always concerned for your health!!! < 33333

[gochuugoku]

I am feeling well, thank you, but what is wrong the clothes I already have?

[dongsaengoppai]

They aren't Korean made.

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[asideglance]

What is this...

[dongsaengoppai]

It is the clothes line that will be replacing yours...

Aaaaa bask in the jealousy.

[asideglance]

Jealousy does not match any of the things I am feeling right now.

[dongsaengoppai]

Aaaa O.K excuse me....
I meant, extreme jealousy!!
As you can see, my clothes are more fashionable than yours!!!
Look how happy and half constipated the models look!!!

adlkasjdlkasjdlkasjd so. fucking. epic. SO MUCH. So much. Dying. 1/3

[fierybluebird]

[YOU CAN'T SEE THIS BECAUSE MARCO MADE SURE TO KEEP HIS COMM FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN.]

2/3

[fierybluebird]

[But Marco is just genuinely rolling around on the floor back and forth as a small phoenix dying of laughter. Japan could probably see it and kick him though.]

done

[fierybluebird]

[By the time he does get a hold of himself, you'd never know the hysterics were even there.]

Wow. That powerful, eh? [All the deadpan ever.]

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[dongsaengoppai]

[ Korea blinks a few times. Yeah, unfortunately he didn't see any of that. Smiling, he waves at Marco. ]

Good evening, Mister Marco! How do you think you look?

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[steelbody]

............

[ UNLIMITED ELLIPSES WORKS ]

What.

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[dongsaengoppai]

Call in today and I will throw in a free Korean massage with your purchase!!!!

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[steelbody]

I'm not interested in that. Are you for real, kiddo?

[dongsaengoppai]

Last time I checked I was real, yes!
What can I interest you in then????