003 ‡ [ VIDEO | re; HONG KONG'S PRANK/ITEM RAIN ] ‡ DISCEDO

[dongsaengoppai]

[ Communicator flicks on and shows a rather distressed Korea, flailing his arms and absolutely sobbing, but nothing but muttered sounds are coming out. He seems particularly distressed this evening, and he's gesturing to his mouth which is absolutely sealed shut. He cannot open it; he cannot make any noise besides muffled noises and suppressed

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[lastofthelegacy]

Have you been attacked or cursed?

[ Why hello, how are you? Introductions are not his forte. ]

[dongsaengoppai]

Attacked by the evils that is the Japanese!!!!
It is both an attack and a curse.......
Or it's Hong Kong!!! He is such an ass.

[lastofthelegacy]

Hong Kong? I doubt it. He's been teaching me English; he's more sensible than most people here.

What's happened to you?

[dongsaengoppai]

My mouth got glued shut because my family is evidently jealous of my wonderful chest and they hate me......

knlgsdv

[lastofthelegacy]

Why would anyone be jealous of your chest? Do you house some kind of power there?

8)

[dongsaengoppai]

.....

Yes. Powers that cannot be explained.

wow

[lastofthelegacy]

Though perhaps you'll do your best to explain them.

[dongsaengoppai]

They cannot be explained. It is an ungodly force.......

[lastofthelegacy]

Is it a destructive power? Illusion-based?

[dongsaengoppai]

More of an alluring, sex appealing sort of power that is not of this world!!!!!!
I have the bosom that is blessed from my ancestors.

[lastofthelegacy]

From your ancestors? It sounds powerful.

[dongsaengoppai]

It is!!!
I can tell you are envious already, bro!!

[lastofthelegacy]

I want to see that kind of a power for myself.

[dongsaengoppai]

Aaaahh, no can do, bro!!!
I'm too shy to lift my shirt for you.

[lastofthelegacy]

What use is an ability if you're not capable of using it?

[ Too shy? What. ]